LOL: The Funniest Tweets From Bachy’s ‘Hometown Visits’
They say home is where the heart is but tonight’s hometown edition of The Bachelorette has viewers’ hearts broken all over again as we are forced to accept Ciarran is gone and THIS is our top four. It still hurts.
The only saving grace right now is Timm: sweet, simple and strange Timm. There is a genuine connection growing between Angie and Timm, despite his bestie Jackson stitching him up tonight. Seriously, if Timm does not win, then Ciarran’s sacrifice was for nothing. NOTHING!
Anyways, back to the shitshow. While we were promised drama with Ryan tonight, it was all resolved far too quickly. The tense moments were saved for Carlin, as his brother told Angie he may have initially joined the show to further his acting career. Yikes.
Jackson was also there. His family makes pies.
Let’s get into the funny tweets, shall we!
Tonight’s The Bachelorette ‘Hometown Visits’ retold in hilarious tweets:
Starting with Timm, we met his fam and friends before his bestie Jackson tried his best to warn Angie that Timm wasn’t ready to settle down.
It’s weird that Timm actually has parents I thought he just emerged out of a fire pit at someones backyard rager one day, ready to party #BacheloretteAU
— Stephanie Van Schilt (@stephvanschilt) November 7, 2019
Imagine finding out your friend front stabbed you on national tv, poor Timm #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/oZQK4BDPEN
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) November 7, 2019
So Jackson seems like a bit of a dogcunt hey#BacheloretteAU
— pipe down, chachi (@bishcheese) November 7, 2019
I am utterly floored by the idea that the big, mischievous, wild-haired, tattooed young man could be a party boy. #BacheloretteAU
— Luke Herring (@lhjh70) November 7, 2019
wow I can’t believe all the other boys should just stay at home because Timms the winner #BacheloretteAU
— cat (@yagirlcat1) November 7, 2019
Next up, Ryan tried to talk his way out of the lie he was caught in during last night’s episode. We ain’t buying it.
Riddle me this, how did Ryan know Angie would be the Bachelorette, but didn't know Ali was? Hmmmm? Lies upon lies upon lies. A mountain of lies. #bacheloretteau
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) November 7, 2019
Ryan…..”I got asked to audition for…. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/MhWfImcMfQ
— Sue K. (@SueKennedy19) November 7, 2019
Uh Oh, Which one is Ryan?!? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/I0rJag4iEL
— Tipsy Topsy Smirk (@TipsyTopsySmirk) November 7, 2019
Is this a porn hub category? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/mR4OTifQtL
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) November 7, 2019
Jackson’s family were very passionate about the family business and his dad grilled Angie over their future together.
Is Jackson's dad holding him captive in the pie factory?!? #BacheloretteAU #trappied
— Bethany Nevile (@beffyn101) November 7, 2019
Oh no, if Angie refuses to marry Jackson, then she might just make a very powerful enemy of the PIE KING… #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/4CX14WqSnZ
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) November 7, 2019
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/TwP89mvysL
— Josella Bray (@JosellaB) November 7, 2019
Over with Carlin’s clan, his brother put his foot right in it telling Angie that Carlin initially joined the show to further his acting career.
That moment when you realise you slipped up.. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/DsRp1vOY0C
— Helena Dominish (@HelenaDominish) November 7, 2019
Why would Carlin go on this show to further an acting career? Because everyone knows Bachelor leads to Oscar glory ? #BacheloretteAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) November 7, 2019
I’ve just worked it out. These guys are all single because their wingmen are appalling. #BacheloretteAU
— Andrew Masters (@Lakitoo) November 7, 2019
I literally wouldn’t even care at this point if Angie did a Honey Badger, I think it might be for the best #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/M5fMaJeD7m
— alexis meagan (@alexismeagan713) November 7, 2019
This led to a face-off between Angie and Carlin. Tears were shed but ultimately it was Jackson who was sent home at the rose ceremony.
Turns out Ange didn’t want a dirty street pie after all #BacheloretteAU
— Beebb (@BiancaAkbari) November 7, 2019
We can only hope for the best at this point…
Only one man can save this shitshow right now #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/HQMuvfJhqx
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) November 7, 2019
BRING BACK CIARRAN #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/70562bVsBW
— Monique Myintoo (@aumonique_) November 7, 2019