LMAO: The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘Bachelorette’
We’re back for my favourite episode of The Bachelorette: when the fellas get a taste of parenthood by playing daddies for the day.
I should note that by contrast, when the women have to do be mothers on The Bachelor, I hate it with every fibre of my being. It feels sexist, outdated and gross. Thankfully, Locky didn’t make the girls take care of any fake or real offspring during his season, as he was too busy making them pretend to enjoy hiking. But men having to take care of screaming babies and cleaning the house is truly wholesome content and I can’t get enough of it. There’s always the fellas who excel, while others leave their pretend infant sitting in a wading pool or try mopping for the first time in their adult lives.
Tonight’s challenges was really just setting up tomorrow’s hometowns, as Elly and Becky decided which three guys will go to the next phase. And we can be forever grateful that James was not one of them. I’m also thankful for tonight’s very funny tweets that turned out to be far more entertaining than the episode.
The funniest tweets from tonight’s The Bachelorette:
The boys are tasked with taking care of some fake babies under the ruse that Elly and Becky are out getting their nails done, but of course the sisters were actually watching them from another room.
The fake babies have more diversity than this years cast #BacheloretteAU
— Kimberley (@kimlorkil) October 28, 2020
If 2020 was a fake baby:#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/QWckdeQOKR
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) October 28, 2020
"These babies need to be fed, burped, changed and anyway, about the dolls" #BacheloretteAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 28, 2020
Frazer and James are the kind of dudes who call looking after their own kids "babysitting"#BacheloretteAU
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) October 28, 2020
australia every time adam gets screen time #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/PwGDikfKMe
— teresa (@augustfallin) October 28, 2020
Elly and Becky then picked Joey and Shannon as their daddies of the day.
Mate in the grand scheme of things, you didn't blend a full, unpeeled avocado – so I think you're in the clear. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/NdcG2NoE76
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 28, 2020
When she says Joe's name and Adam is right there #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/LVHkVIcOlZ
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) October 28, 2020
Shannon reminds me of a puppy. I can’t decide if that’s a good thing for a middle aged man or not. #BacheloretteAU
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) October 28, 2020
James dumped the baby in the pool by itself and is chucking a tantrum he didn't win the challenge?
WHAT'S NOT CONNECTING JAMES #BacheloretteAU— India Rose (@uncreativeindy) October 28, 2020
In a spontaneous date, Becky rocks up to take Adrian on a day out to the beach. He opens up about plans for the future and she eats it up.
Me watching the show trying to legitimise 26yo Kitesurfing Steampunk Adrian as a romantic partner for Becky #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/RJtkGghcVw
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) October 28, 2020
Becky picking Adrian to go on another date right before Hometowns #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/4zsMmN25vs
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) October 28, 2020
Becky is dickmatized by this man, for God knows what reason #BacheloretteAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) October 28, 2020
When you prefer to watch cameo appearances of the alpacas than Becky’s date with Adrian. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/mqR4qZEqse
— Ms Who?! (@MsWho_11) October 28, 2020
The cocktail party is one with a twist, with everyone sitting down over dinner and submitting anonymous questions to the group. It’s mostly fun questions, but James cracks it over comments over who Elly’s type is, as well as her history with Joe.
James: I didn't get a compliment
Becky: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/L1cQlgpv83— Shannon McKinn (@Nannchez) October 28, 2020
Becky literally naming every single man except James for Elly is the biggest power move. Yes ma’am go off #BacheloretteAU
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) October 28, 2020
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THESE GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT “WEEKEND” MEANS. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/GTDzRB78lR
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) October 28, 2020
My expectations for this dinner are high:#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ATVKBo4ETC
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) October 28, 2020
Give us what we want #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/lxarBDHMm7
— Bach Chat Podcast (@BachChatPodcast) October 28, 2020
CAN THEY LET ADAM TALK ABOUT ROCKS INSTEAD OF THIS ELLY/JOE DRAMA #BacheloretteAU
— teresa (@augustfallin) October 28, 2020
James storms off and after his angry antics at dinner, James is left roseless, along with Sam.
Adam looking sad was a hard 2 minutes I am not going to lie #BacheloretteAU
— Jessica (@Cupperzzz) October 28, 2020
Bye, James. It’s been…look, I don’t care. Just go. #BacheloretteAU
— Anouska (@AnouskaHaaket) October 28, 2020
*When you don’t get a rose and you also find out @BachParadiseAU is canceled in the same night* #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/t8ozs9Xf3b
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) October 28, 2020