The Funniest Tweets From The Premiere Of ‘The Bachelorette’
We’ve had a mere week without any Bachy drama, but already we’re back and desperate for more! Tonight The Bachelorette premiered and we resumed our twice weekly ritual of judging singles on TV.
Surprisingly, the guys this season seem…OK? Even, dare I say…great? There’s a good mix of backgrounds and the chosen men appear to be there for the right reasons, well except maybe that knob dressed as Cupid.
As far as chemistry goes, there were some sparks flying. Elly clearly had her sights set on Frazer and Harry, while Becky was thirsting over Shannon — and no one can blame her. Aside from potential hubbies, there are quite a few quirky characters to keep us entertained this season so fingers crossed this year’s bunch of blokes bring drama.
Let’s go through tonight’s messy episode via funny tweets, OK? OK!
Tonight’s The Bachelorette premiere retold in hilarious tweets:
We’re back and we’re meeting our new Bachelorettes: sisters and country gals Elly and Becky.
I already know i’m ready to lay down my life for these two #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/y1VKH8EP4L
— ?? ???? ?? (@violettfemmes) October 7, 2020
The only country sisters I want to find love!#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/INbJ5djoUH
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) October 7, 2020
I am not ready to hear “I love ya” this soon after Locky #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/pVDb8xKV5P
— Jen (@jenbrec) October 7, 2020
Take a shot every time they say "There's two of you" #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/zeb7myPKT1
— victoria (@itsvickye99) October 7, 2020
Sam is first and brings a bunch of balloons. He seems to impress Becky. Frazer then saunters in and Elly is thirsty for him.
So nice to see Ryan The Dog Guy again #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/9LgyzBX6cw
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) October 7, 2020
Frazer after 7 seconds of convo: "Well I might move on."
Elly: "There were some sparks flying!"
Us: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/C2XKzuYHbF— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 7, 2020
whatever could this wifey music for Frazer mean???#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/OCkfhE8RTy
— charlotte ? (@charborland__) October 7, 2020
AB danced his way on to the rose petal carpet, before some dude dressed as Cupid arrived to creep out the women.
My man AB has arrived cosplaying as a Jordan 1 #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/V6sETAgn9D
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) October 7, 2020
Me leaving work in March after our office shut down thinking that covid would just be a fun holiday #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Ro0jI2Rpx5
— Niccy T (@NicReality) October 7, 2020
even MORE footage of me entering the club for the first time in 8 years after Covid wraps up #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/y3CaRib8Gs
— charlotte ? (@charborland__) October 7, 2020
When you order it online vs when it arrives #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/JWPFyhYrdo
— Tas Mavridis (@TasMavridis) October 7, 2020
So, this one owns a chocolate factory and scares children right? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/c22YjsTJv6
— live, laugh, where’s the bloody vaccine?! (@pjk27779) October 7, 2020
why does this man look like he is screaming internally #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/DzC9721r5j
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) October 7, 2020
When reception tries to transfer a customer call to me at 4:58pm #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/xbwMTJXKEk
— bethany ? (@bmj_br) October 7, 2020
Shannon’s haka got Becky’s attention, before Elly had a blast from the past with Joe arriving — a dude she had previously dated.
Shannon is #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/B7ILBTxBAr
— Debs (@TaperJeanGirl) October 7, 2020
Do Shannon’s mates also come with him? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/rmV9Vz8oTZ
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) October 7, 2020
I just can't imagine finally landing your own dating show then some guy you've previously hooked up with rocks up #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/RIpgjynYgq
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 7, 2020
I know Elly “quite well” #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/MptxpqqePC
— Nicole Sherwin (@nikkaloola) October 7, 2020
All of Australia right now: “they’ve already banged!” #Bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/VhaHW0s3cy
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) October 7, 2020
As Elly and Becky arrived at the cocktail party, Osher introduces the first ‘country rose’ which will be awarded to one man, and he can pick another dude for the double date. Harry gets picked and Cupid is livid.
Jake coming out swinging. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ySpJ3NTmKk
— Spiky Trap Podcasts (@SpikyTrap) October 7, 2020
Jake is 100% the Jess of this year’s season. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/FTIXlllxNh
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) October 7, 2020
The boys find out that Joe had previously dated Elly and they lose their minds.
I love watching men becoming biyatches…. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/P2UIxHd6gi
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) October 7, 2020
The audacity of a woman possibly having kissed/dated someone before you. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/80pmA9xWTQ
— Kate (@KikkiTee) October 7, 2020
Would've loved to have seen Roxi deal with this little bombshell #BACHELORETTEAU
— The Bachelor Guy (@HDBorland) October 7, 2020
Harry interrogates the fellas to make sure he doesn’t pick anyone who is interested in Elly and in the end chooses Shannon.
When Osher announces the country rose #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/3qhz92yiom
— Holmes Alone (@hanaphylaxis) October 7, 2020
Me every time someone says “country” this season #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/XaBHdZwlNr
— ret | BLM (@Retta_Potterfan) October 7, 2020
“He’s going to pick someone he’s not threatened by” #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/uYXEciPWoG
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) October 7, 2020
At the rose ceremony, AB rejects Becky rose and Nick and Samuel are left roseless. Justice for dolphin-lover, Samuel!
AB gaining some Instagram followers and then leaving #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/0kJRwcLFmn
— anthony (@IceCreamTony) October 7, 2020
LOVE YOU DOLPHIN BOY I’LL SEE YOU IN YOUR DM’S #BacheloretteAU
— Georgia Louise McCall (@geemccall) October 7, 2020
#BacheloretteAU first ep. in 4 photos. pic.twitter.com/GPQqBEdqtM
— Melina Tulifau (@melinatulifau) October 7, 2020