Tonight’s Intense Bachy Semi-Final Retold In Hilarious Tweets
It’s the last week of The Bachelorette! Which pretty much means the last week of reality TV for the year! I’m a little excited! I haven’t left my house in months and my family probably miss me!
Jokes. My only family are my three cats and oh boy, they are SICK of me. They curse my existence every damn day. But alas, enough about me, let’s talk about tonight’s episode because it was a doozy.
Angie had us glued to our couches as she struggled to choose between Timm and Ryan at an emotionally charged rose ceremony. It was tense as hell and Twitter had A LOT to say.
Tonight’s The Bachelorette retold in hilarious tweets:
First up, Timm was taken on a date as Angie and him relived their childhood years creating some beautifully cursed sunflower art.
Dear Angie, I am praying for you #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/eZcmWTFzjX
— Vanessa Sunshine (@vnsasunshine) November 13, 2019
SHE gave HIM a sunflower this time #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/8V4qXY6krS
— мєαη тωιηк νιвєѕ (@lil_nazza) November 13, 2019
"I'm definitely falling for her. It's loose. It's hectic." The greatest Australian love story ever?? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/sR0IVSWm76
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) November 13, 2019
Angie: should I pick dull or duller or a Sunflower ??
Pick the sunflower Angie, always the sunflower #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/IpHisRrpHU— Linda F☃️thergill (@LindaFothergill) November 13, 2019
?…it’s all just a little bit of history repeating…? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/JnFPKygmY8
— Jess (@jess_may_h) November 13, 2019
Ryan and Angie went whale watching which was about as exciting as you can imagine.
The whale went missing like Ryan's personality.#bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/Hb02acCFWJ
— Jen (@Jenlagos) November 13, 2019
So, why hasn’t anyone noticed Ryan only has half eyebrows? Is that a red flag? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/fUOc6sy4Tj
— Phat Paige (@paige_langford) November 13, 2019
I bet Ryan goes to bed at 9pm and wears a sleep apnea mouth guard#BacheloretteAU
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) November 13, 2019
I think I speak for us all when I say: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/d2FXUvUA5K
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) November 13, 2019
Angie sorted out her differences with Carlin and they had a cute date.
Carlin trying to squeeze some emotion into his performance tonight: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/PfbAGqTk1y
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) November 13, 2019
angie: yeah if you were a good actor you’d be in america… not here
carlin’s acting career:
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/htPeBV0BSf
— lauryn (@motelcalifcrnia) November 13, 2019
Carlin: “I haven’t done anything since 2016. Just a few commercials for money.” #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/KmL3E2Gj6b
— Karina Recchi (@KarinaRecchi) November 13, 2019
Carlin did not go into this For The Right Reasons™️ but he’s still gonna win hey #BacheloretteAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) November 13, 2019
The rose ceremony was emotional and as Timm and Ryan were left standing without roses, Angie broke down and had to take a moment.
To hair, or not to hair. That is the question. #BacheloretteAU
— Joshua Stewart (@JoshuaStewart) November 13, 2019
Have Ryan & Lord Voldemort ever been in the same room? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/CVLBq6xea2
— Suburbiageddon (@suburbiageddon) November 13, 2019
me at 8:50pm after this episode finishes and if timm doesnt get a rose #BacheloretteAU feelin sick ladies pic.twitter.com/MsFZIfEy8Y
— lauryn (@motelcalifcrnia) November 13, 2019
timm everytime they show him during this entire rose ceremony #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Ee0NBuThGX
— geeta. ✨ (@bored_ignored) November 13, 2019
Timm: This is hectic
Translation
This is a difficult situation & I am not coping with Angie's sudden departure because maybe I am leaving tonight#BacheloretteAU #TheBacheloretteAU
— ?Aleisha (@aleisha_71) November 13, 2019
Angie wanting a middle ground between Timm and Ryan #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/bu21yZkHGb
— Adrianna Connelly (@adriannapc) November 13, 2019
Eventually Timm was given the final rose and is going to the finale with Carlin.
Everyone in Australia after Carlin was chosen: pic.twitter.com/m3c2EkvGcR
— Spears (@AlexxxxSpidey) November 13, 2019
Can we take a moment to appreciate Timm kissing Ryan's bald head, this is the kind of guy on guy affection we love to see #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Uc3VQue8MB
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) November 13, 2019
My bank account after I’ve spent like five minutes on ASOS #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/bHgAgwoK88
— Emily Brooke (@__emilybrooke) November 13, 2019
PLOT TWIST: Ciarran walks in like #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/9hbSnasMor
— Kevin Horton (@SC_Kev7) November 13, 2019