LOL: Tonight’s ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets
Yee-haw! The Bachelorette is back and if you took a sip of wine every time someone said “country” tonight, you’d be as legless as a jellyfish.
Tonight was the annual TV Week photoshoot which sent the fellas into chaos last year, when Wazza walked off the shoot and the whole show after he was infamously dressed like a chicken in the farm animal shoot. The same episode saw Timm wearing a cursed lobster costume and it was one for the history books.
This year’s was far less eventful and was Australian-themed, which basically meant the fellas had to become surfers, bushrangers, goldminers, or err… the Big Pineapple. Saj truly deserved better.
Harry went from being a fave to win to being the next to go, after his country rose date with Elly was a flop. His plans for the future did not align with Elly’s aspirations, but somehow he stayed tonight and Cupid was sent packing. I suspect Harry’s bizarre attempt to get a rose from Becky was enough to secure his place on the show, as his chaotic energy might provide some drama in upcoming episodes — and drama is all we care about! It’s like oxygen to recappers! I need it to survive!
Enough about me, let us go through the best tweets from tonight’s hectic episode!
Tonight’s The Bachelorette retold in hilarious tweets:
It’s country rose time! Harry and Shannon meet the sisters at the beach before they take a helicopter ride to the countryside.
oh god we’re only two episodes in and there’s already a helicopter #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/9iUDKdEqRi
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) October 8, 2020
This show keeps the helicopter industry in business #BacheloretteAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) October 8, 2020
Shannon and Becky flirt up a storm, but Harry disclosing that he’s already a father and doesn’t plan to travel again has Elly questioning whether their timelines were compatible.
I love farming! This is so fun and charming and not at all boring! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/YJLowGrJh8
— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) October 8, 2020
ENOUGH of the Country Road date, we get it – you're straight! #bacheloretteau
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) October 8, 2020
Shannon declares “FINALLY we kissed” after a 6 hour date, shocked that his usual approach of “within the first seconds of grinding on them” didn’t go to plan #BacheloretteAU
— Niccy T (@NicReality) October 8, 2020
“How do you like your marshmallows?”
“Extremely white.”#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/QuaNWk5twL— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) October 8, 2020
Smelling roses is so boring. I miss that chick from Richie’s season who tried to eat hers.. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/TmFoSIkaEa
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) October 8, 2020
The group date sees an Australian-themed photoshoot, with tensions brewing between Damien, Adrian, and the other boys fighting over Becky.
there’s absolutely no way this will top the bachelorette photoshoot date from last year #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/dw7PQ3qWN8
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) October 8, 2020
We all know how these photoshoots go…#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/G9Lw4FoPUs
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) October 8, 2020
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/TmyMsywbRd
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) October 8, 2020
What your order online vs what comes in the mail #BacheloretteAu pic.twitter.com/HoeSkYPP89
— Gabs? (@Gxbriellemxry) October 8, 2020
In a solo shoot, Becky had electric chemistry with Pete and Adrian was NOT having it.
The boys in Pete's photo shoot on #BacheloretteAU: pic.twitter.com/sKyCSNEvZ3
— Bethany Nevile (@beffyn101) October 8, 2020
Loving Becky's vibes here. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/AHn1fGRMVf
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 8, 2020
Is Adrian the rooster suit for the season? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/zg8YliRsEC
— Natalie Akko (@natalie19815) October 8, 2020
In Elly’s beach shoot, Adam got everyone’s attention with his long hair giving Thor vibes.
Adam, that SON OF A BEACH, he ACTUALLY did it… ?#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/zG7FtGERyc
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) October 8, 2020
Adam for Bachelor….. Intelligent. Cute. Body like Thor. Hair of an Angel. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ixLxSJHjLC
— Katie (@Carlando4eva) October 8, 2020
I don’t think you’re ready for this jellyfish #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/lL1S2RKDAY
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) October 8, 2020
Cleo from H2O walked so these men could run #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ZCmJjeZfT4
— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) October 8, 2020
Things got steamy between Elly and Frazer in a goldmining shoot and Joe got super jealous.
Oh hey there, Fraser #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/vrQeZOC3XF
— The Bachelor Guy (@HDBorland) October 8, 2020
Joe when he sees Elly getting cozy with some miner #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/fovvUKx3P3
— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) October 8, 2020
Harry is freaking out over whether he’ll get a rose and tries to interrupt Joe’s chat, but Elly ain’t having it. In an act of desperation, Harry tries to convince Becky to convince Elly to let him stay. Yikes.
Harrrry #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/a4Dl6f0YDF
— Nicole Sherwin (@nikkaloola) October 8, 2020
The desperation that is Harry ??? pic.twitter.com/1Ppf1VEpp9
— TV ??Junkie (@ammestar) October 8, 2020
Harry is hanging around like the fly on Mike Pence’s head. #BacheloretteAU #VPDebate
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) October 8, 2020
Harry’s cringe-worthy plea to stay somehow….worked??? Jake was sent home at the rose ceremony.
Harry got his rose afterall! #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/KQ7w0ziend
— Bachie Bitchin’✌️ Reality TV Banter (@BBAU_BANTER) October 8, 2020
Um Osher didn't come into the room and say his name so I'll never remember his name now #BacheloretteAU
— jac?? (@JackieWarner13) October 8, 2020