The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘Bachelorette’
We’re back for The Bachelorette’s infamous talent show episode and right now my most impressive talent is pretending to be invested in this borefest of a Bachy season.
There’s something lacking, right? Tonight we saw a solo date between Elly and Frazer, who is so obviously the winner that the rest of this season’s dates will seem like a total waste of time and brain space. Then there’s Becky. Poor Becky. She is stuck with some fuccboi named Adrian, a man-baby who is more interested in having hangs with the boys than talking about his post-Bachelorette future. It is grim! But sadly all too indicative of what it’s like dating straight men!
The episode’s only saving grace was watching Joe majestically prance across the talent show’s stage like a baby deer learning to frolic for the first time, as well as the tweets from some extremely funny people on Twitter.
Tonight’s The Bachelorette retold in hilarious tweets:
Sparks fly as Frazer gets the first single date with Elly, with the pair sitting on a swing perched above the Blue Mountains.
The bachelor has such an obsession with just slowly lowering people down from great heights and calling it romance. #BacheloretteAU
— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) October 14, 2020
I’d rather be single the rest of my life. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/pkL6VwEi8Q
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) October 14, 2020
If I ever find myself on a date with someone who wants to dangle me over the edge of a cliff or whatnot, I'll be calling the police, and vowing to never speak to them again #bacheloretteau
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) October 14, 2020
They should do a realistic date where you go into the bathroom and social media stalk all their photos and then have to pretend that you didn't know they went to Corfu in 2014.#BacheloretteAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) October 14, 2020
It doesn’t make any sense, but Fraser somehow looks like every NRL player #BacheloretteAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) October 14, 2020
The group date has the boys performing in a talent show. James shows off his magic skills, Adrian just plays with a bouncy ball, and Sam did a hilarious skit with a ventriloquist doll.
James really nails the vibe of a magician. I want to make it clear this is not a compliment #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/RwXiDTOcCo
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) October 14, 2020
How it started: How it ended:#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Zhsr8QHYhO
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) October 14, 2020
Me when the rona is officially over #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/rc3QMElR2M
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 14, 2020
So when are they dancing to Jingle Bell Rock??? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/5U2sAAu9Ee
— Raquel Gazzola (@raquelgazzola) October 14, 2020
Am I dead inside or is this talent show not that funny #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/MKOnv1RONf
— T ? (@ten_1996x) October 14, 2020
Where’s Ivan when you need him? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/VSnGz72RU5
— Don’t ask-wear a mask Sue. (@SueKennedy19) October 14, 2020
Becky pulls Adrian aside for a chat and all he talks about is having fun with the boys, making her question their connection.
Becky: So tell me Adrian, what are you looking for?
Adrian: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/kZ6gQv5fuy
— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) October 14, 2020
"I love hanging out with the boys"#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/tOZLEhznWM
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) October 14, 2020
You’re telling me the STEAMPUNK guy doesn’t want to focus too much on the FUTURE? You couldn’t make it up. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/kIoxGCjtv5
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) October 14, 2020
Joe stole the show with his interpretive dance. He wins time with Elly, and Becky chooses Sam as her victor before each couple share a kiss.
Oh my god. Joe. Joe for the Olympics. Joe for Gold. #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/fwDLCy1ooI
— Kristy Lee ✨ (@Kristy_Lee_) October 14, 2020
Becky getting stitched up by the producers AGAIN… Elly gets the makeout couch, Becky has to sit on a fucking roadie trunk #JusticeForBecky #BacheloretteAU
— Kristin ? (@cynicghoul) October 14, 2020
Becky got backstage on top of a black transport box and Elly got the couch surrounded by candles? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/cLlcpYdQLC
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) October 14, 2020
Elly playing the piano while Becky plays the triangle and then Elly having her one on one time on the stage while Becky’s is shoved in the storage room is too good an analogy for how this show views them as “co-Bachelorettes” #BacheloretteAU
— Shannon Guss (Gaitz) (@ShannonGaitz) October 14, 2020
It’s cocktail party time! Becky pulls Adrian aside (again!) to see if he’s taking their relationship seriously and she leaves their convo still not convinced.
Yeah the boooiiiiiis!! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/wx83kqaptn
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) October 14, 2020
Adrian hasn’t realized that he hasn’t been cast for Bachelor in Paradise yet #BacheloretteAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) October 14, 2020
Adrian: "I feel like I'm in a good place with you right now"
Becky: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/7y2za8j2AS
— Kristin ? (@cynicghoul) October 14, 2020
Adrian right now… #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/qFeypCZQZd
— Tas Mavridis (@TasMavridis) October 14, 2020
At the rose ceremony, Saj, Rudy, Andrew, and Trent were sent home in a savage mass dumping.
Sigh of course she keeps Adrian #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/rPR1l0XSi2
— Katie (@Carlando4eva) October 14, 2020
SHE CHOSE ADRIAN OVER SAJ?!?! THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE!!! Really? Saj brought you on a magical carpet ride. Adrian is just taking you for a ride, PERIOD! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/bE9ElEE4gJ
— Jessica (@jessimariemule) October 14, 2020