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We’re back for The Bachelorette’s infamous talent show episode and right now my most impressive talent is pretending to be invested in this borefest of a Bachy season.

There’s something lacking, right? Tonight we saw a solo date between Elly and Frazer, who is so obviously the winner that the rest of this season’s dates will seem like a total waste of time and brain space. Then there’s Becky. Poor Becky. She is stuck with some fuccboi named Adrian, a man-baby who is more interested in having hangs with the boys than talking about his post-Bachelorette future. It is grim! But sadly all too indicative of what it’s like dating straight men!

The episode’s only saving grace was watching Joe majestically prance across the talent show’s stage like a baby deer learning to frolic for the first time, as well as the tweets from some extremely funny people on Twitter.

Tonight’s The Bachelorette retold in hilarious tweets:

Sparks fly as Frazer gets the first single date with Elly, with the pair sitting on a swing perched above the Blue Mountains.

The group date has the boys performing in a talent show. James shows off his magic skills, Adrian just plays with a bouncy ball, and Sam did a hilarious skit with a ventriloquist doll.

Becky pulls Adrian aside for a chat and all he talks about is having fun with the boys, making her question their connection.

Joe stole the show with his interpretive dance. He wins time with Elly, and Becky chooses Sam as her victor before each couple share a kiss.

It’s cocktail party time! Becky pulls Adrian aside (again!) to see if he’s taking their relationship seriously and she leaves their convo still not convinced.

At the rose ceremony, Saj, Rudy, Andrew, and Trent were sent home in a savage mass dumping.