the bachelors episode 2 recap tweets

Last Night’s ‘Bachelors’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets

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The Bachelors is giving us whiplash by quickly moving from Jed coming across as a massive red flag in the premiere to Felix proving to be the absolute worst in last night’s episode.

At this stage, the only decent man on the show is Thomas but this might just be because he’s copping the least amount of screentime: we still don’t have any clue about who he is or what his personality is exactly… other than being Italian (which tbh is a valid personality trait).

Felix dominated last night’s drama, as he chose to pash Tilly (twice!) at the cocktail party in full view of all the other women he is also dating. This led to one contestant, Ella, choosing to depart the series. You’d think Felix would have learnt the error of his ways, but by the time the group date rolled around, he was back kissing another woman in front of everyone.

This goddamn man and his tongue! Keep it to yourself! Anyways, let’s discuss the entire shitshow as we recap via the best tweets!

Episode 2 of The Bachelors retold in hilarious tweets:

The cocktail party is still going as Osher arrived to tell the women the series’ worst kept secret: there are three Bachelors this season. This is brand new information!

Jed reconnects with his faves, Alesia and Angela, but drama is brewing after some of Jed’s women found out that he had kissed some dates but not others. Once Tash found this out, she makes a scene by kissing Jed in front of the other women.

Over to another Bachelor, Felix ruffled feathers when he fully made out with Tilly literally in front of all of his ladies. He even went back for seconds after finding out that the other women were bothered — the cheek, the nerve, etc.

One of Felix’s contestants, Ella, had enough and decided to leave the show after feeling triggered by Felix, as she had been cheated on in the past.

The following day, Osher revealed that the show has dropped another twist: the people chosen for group dates are in danger of missing out on a rose. But let’s move on from that devastating blow ‘cos it’s pool party time! For some reason, Jed started drumming.

Felix attempted to make amends with the women he hurt from pashing Tilly, but he ended up just making out with another girl, Naomi.

At the rose ceremony, Caitlin, Jacinta and Mikki were sent home. We hardly knew thee.

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The Bachelors returns tonight at 7:30pm on Channel 10 and 10Play.

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