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Felix’s Epic Dumping On ‘The Bachelors’ Recapped Via Funny Tweets

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The Bachelors may have only premiered last week but already there have been more juicy storylines than the last two seasons put together.

In one week, we’ve seen a Bachelor get dumped before even making it to a rose ceremony, a heated debate about open relationships, an OnlyFans leak, and more of Felix’s tongue than I ever thought possible.

Last night’s episode of The Bachelors was all about the women reclaiming their power: Yuri was the star of the show after dumping Felix at the rose ceremony, while Jasmine decided Jed just wasn’t going to be the type of man she was after and set her sights firmly on Thomas instead.

As always, drama is brewing in the mansion with Tash rubbing nearly everybody the wrong way, but now that Jasmine’s shocking move to go to Team Thomas is out in the open, things look like they’ll get even more heated tonight. And the night after. And the night after… because the show is on four times this week, ladies and gents.

But now we’re just getting ahead of ourselves…

Let’s recap last night’s episode via the best tweets because if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry:

Tash apologised to Jessica about leaking her open relationship. Tash later said in her confessional that she doesn’t really care and can’t help that people are intimidated by her.

The Bachelors all went on separate group dates: first up, Felix took his “cohort”, as he calls the women after his heart, to Wet’n’Wild, because of course he did. Yuri started to question her feelings for Felix because she thinks he isn’t taking things seriously.

Thomas takes his girls on a “holistic wellness” date and they all… stare into each other’s eyes.

Jed’s date was all about a pampering session and Jasmine came clean to Jed about her OnlyFans. He was more concerned with what she thinks about Tash.

Later, the Bachelors throw a BBQ, and Felix landed himself in hot water again when he goes off and pashes Tilly. After being berated by some of his other girlfriends, Felix is annoyed the women aren’t looking at things from ‘his perspective’.

Kiki and Thomas shared a kiss, then she dropped the bomb on him that she has two children. Thomas did NOT put this on his manifestations, so he’s rattled.

Jasmine then pulled Thomas aside to ask if she can date him instead of Jed. He’s still rattled and said he doesn’t want to add any more “elements or layers of confusion” to his situation. HOWEVER! At the rose ceremony, Jasmine rejects Jed’s rose then patiently waits to see if Thomas gives her one, which he ends up doing?! OK then?!

But the real star of the rose ceremony was Yuri, who dumped Felix and walked out with her head held high.

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