The Felix Hypocrisy Drama On ‘The Bachelors’ Recapped In Tweets
It may as well be March 2022 because a woman is being slut-shamed on national TV for having an OnlyFans account.
Yep, we’re actually doing this again. Less than a year after Dom Calarco was slut-shamed on Married at First Sight for her OnlyFans page, history has repeated itself.
On last night’s episode, after Tash had already spilled Jessica’s secret that she was in an open relationship, she then went on to reveal that Jasmine had an OnlyFans account. In, perhaps, the most baffling sequence of events ever put to film, Tash mentioned the OnlyFans as an example of her keeping other women’s secrets to herself.
You have to laugh!
The episode was jam-packed with drama: it kicked off with some real creative editing as we flashed forward to the end of the episode then back again as “24 hours earlier” appeared on the screen. OMG, calm down.
There’s A LOT to discuss so let’s rehash it all via the best tweets, okay? Okay!
Episode 3 of The Bachelors recapped in funny tweets:
From the beginning of the ep, Tash is gossiping about Jessica: she apparently has a boyfriend on the outside. Tash promptly tells Jed who grabs Felix, the man Jessica is meant to be dating.
The absolute audacity of Jess to have a boyfriend while Felix dates 165 other woman on national tv #TheBachelorsAU
— Jessie Lynch (@jesskalynch) January 11, 2023
The Lion, the Witch and the Audacity of This Bitch. #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/eQPkNZHu9L
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) January 11, 2023
Really sounds like ethical non-monogamy might be something for you to explore bro #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/tMJYO7smUR
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ??? (@BOHpod) January 11, 2023
Bold talk for a man currently in an open relationship #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/etMihpZxec
— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) January 11, 2023
Felix was filthy and said that instead of having a chat with Jessica he’s planning on an “exit interview”. He pulled her aside and she told him she does have a boyfriend named Damien at home in Townsville but they’re in an open relationship.
They’re all going to refuse roses and end up with Damien from Townsville by the end of this season. #TheBachelorsAU
— Sir Kumference (@sirkumference) January 11, 2023
I mean there’s really no denying it #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/lhs4VNbhA7
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ??? (@BOHpod) January 11, 2023
Sorry I am so late but as if Felix hasn't cheated on every single partner he's ever had lol #TheBachelorsAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) January 11, 2023
Felix: ‘I’m not getting into an open relationship’
Also Felix: ‘It’s so nice to date all these women with no repercussions’ #TheBachelorsAU— Jack Parwata (@JackParwata) January 11, 2023
Felix: I’m not getting into an open relationship
Also Felix: #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/R25qBwwSaR— Jack Parwata (@JackParwata) January 11, 2023
Krystal confronted Tash, telling her it was not her place to tell Jed anything. Tash tried to defend herself but the other women weren’t buying it. Tash ended up crying. What’s that? The consequences of your actions?
god this is so deliciously blatant there’s no other way to pronounce krystal, this is a trained, studied, mastered villain #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/0iIKS97LKE
— unsolicited bachie opinions (@katiebitching) January 11, 2023
i love that krystal straight up just calls jed trash by saying he's well-suited for tash. love her. want to be her. obsessed. #TheBachelorsAU
— taryn | wanda maximoff apologist ? (@thereafter) January 11, 2023
you know a lot of these women are going to walk away rich in friendships even if they don't have the man and that's what this franchise is all about #TheBachelorsAU
— taryn | wanda maximoff apologist ? (@thereafter) January 11, 2023
Not so much! Jed consoled Tash and then asked her on the single date. The other women were not thrilled! Meanwhile, Thomas took Leah on a solo date where she opened up about never being in love before. Thomas is already head-over-heels.
I have the urge to fly in, whisk Leah away and do an intense therapy/yoga retreat. This isn’t going to end well. #thebachelorsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) January 11, 2023
Leah is 100% going to have her heart shattered, Ralph Wiggum style, on national television – but if anyone could do it kindly I reckon Thomas is her best shot #TheBachelorsAU
— Beck (not the musician, the other one) (@Beckecek) January 11, 2023
On Jed’s date, Tash revealed that Jessica’s revelation triggered her because she’s dated disloyal people in her past. Jed is already having feelings for Tash!
Tash after telling Felix about Jessica’s relationship and gets a single date with Jed: #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/tLs4GV4ji5
— Heather (@impossible_cut) January 11, 2023
Me looking for the times where Tash had been “funny” #thebachelorsau pic.twitter.com/UW3vgzTWVw
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) January 11, 2023
Felix opted out of the solo dates and the three Bachelors took a group of girls to a theme park to ride rollercoasters. Jessica tried to talk to Felix but he brushed her off and umm… started dancing with Tilly mid-convo. Feeling rejected, Jess got teary asking Thomas for advice.
Yeah, sorry jess,, but I reckon Tash has absolutely fucked this for you.
On the bright side, you will have dodged a bullet by not ending up with Felix.#TheBachelorsAU
— Anouska (@AnouskaHaaket) January 11, 2023
This king happy to not be the most hated Bachie anymore. #thebachelorsau pic.twitter.com/bzJfHwdFtG
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) January 11, 2023
Not Jed completely winning me over with a ride on a rollercoaster. #thebachelorsau pic.twitter.com/yneiNBOuBq
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) January 11, 2023
The Thomas and Jessica side quest is what I desperately want #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/BhSG8tRH5r
— Hwitter (@Hwitter85) January 11, 2023
can thomas teach men how to be emotionally mature #TheBachelorsAU
— taryn | wanda maximoff apologist ? (@thereafter) January 11, 2023
At the rose ceremony, Tash dug herself further into her grave prompting Jasmine to call her out for sharing Jessica’s business. They bickered back and fourth as others chimed in. Osher tried to calm the situation but they ignored him. Lol.
Machine Gun Kmart just checked himself out in the mirror on the way into the rose ceremony i die #TheBachelorsAU
— Stephanie Van Schilt (@stephvanschilt) January 11, 2023
Paint me like one of your stench girls #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/FWaubgr8QW
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ??? (@BOHpod) January 11, 2023
Camera folk are earning that $$$ #thebachelorsau pic.twitter.com/o0r1IKsPB7
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) January 11, 2023
Abby, Emma, and Aylin were left roseless while Jessica got a rose. Just when we thought this episode was wrapping up, the argument began again and all of a sudden, Tash revealed Jasmine had an OnlyFans. Is this MAFS? Yikes.
Someone get Thomas because they need an adult to mediate this #TheBachelorsAU
— Jack Parwata (@JackParwata) January 11, 2023
YES, JASMINE! jed choosing to side with tash tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about his values! #TheBachelorsAU
— taryn | wanda maximoff apologist ? (@thereafter) January 11, 2023
Jasmine was left fuming and… we don’t blame her.
The only response to this episode #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/FPTEGHTJV9
— Jack Parwata (@JackParwata) January 11, 2023
Tash implying Jasmine is only on the show to build her following, yet she's the one who's been on reality tv before and has hooked up with how many bachies? #TheBachelorsAU
— S T A C E Y (@mahonny24) January 11, 2023
Here’s looking at you, kid #TheBachelorsAU pic.twitter.com/6YijtspuWC
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ??? (@BOHpod) January 11, 2023
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The Bachelors returns Sunday night (what is happening??) at 7:30pm on Channel 10 and 10Play.