There’s A Conspiracy Theory That Post Malone Is Being Haunted & TBH It Makes Sense
In a story I didn’t expect to report on a Monday, rapper Post Malone is possibly battling an ancient curse after touching a haunted object while hanging with the host of Ghost Adventures.
It’s best not to question this theory too much and just let it wash over you.
Where do we begin? It all started as Post Malone visited Bagans’ Haunted Museum in Las Vegas. It was here that the rapper was seen fooling around with various objects with Ghost Adventures’ Zak Bagans.
Watch the clip via TMZ below:
In the exchange which took place in June, Bagans is seen touching an allegedly cursed object, the ‘Dybbuk box’, (a haunted wine cabinet). Post then touches his shoulder and we see the host start to scream before the rapper pulls him out of the room.
The box is said to be one of the most haunted objects in the world and allegedly possessed by an evil spirit, even inspiring 2012 horror movie The Possession.
While none of this means much, over the past few months the rapper has had terrible luck.
First of all, his private plane malfunctioned and was forced to emergency land.
Coincidence?!
We ain’t done yet. Posty boi was then involved in a car accident in West Hollywood.
god must hate me lol
— Beerbongs & Bentleys (@PostMalone) September 7, 2018
I’m convinced. Post Malone is cursed with the possessed spirit of a haunted wine cabinet.
first Post Malone's private plane had an emergency landing… then he was involved in a car crash… and now three armed men broke into his house… damn the person that's playing him in our simulation must really hate him pic.twitter.com/y7cQB0MSQN
— midas (@BhadDhad) September 10, 2018
Pray for him.