These quotes from the new 50 Shades book are hilariously awful

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The new book from the 50 Shades series by E.L. James, titled Grey, was set upon the world on Thursday and it hasn’t taken long for the twittersqhere to start sharing some of the best quotes from within it’s erotica covers.

This edition comes to us from the view of Mr Christian Grey so there is definitely a noticeable tweak in a bit of the colourful rhetoric.

To save you trawling through the net to find these yourself we have picked out the best for you to be shocked by in the gallery below.