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World’s Biggest Flog Thomas Markle Has Penned Another Letter To Meghan & Harry

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Australia’s Big Brother VIP series really did the most in pulling together the weirdest cast of ~celebrities~ we ever did see be forced to live in a hotel together and participate in strange challenges.

From former reality TV stars like Married At First Sight‘s Jessika Power and Survivor‘s Luke Toki, to international guests like Caitlyn Jenner and Meghan Markle’s controversial brother Thomas Markle Jr, the show’s attempt at generating headlines is clearly working because, well, here we are.

Thomas Markle – better known as the strange older half-brother of Meghan Markle, who wrote her and Prince Harry a vicious letter before they got married – has gone on the show for his attempt at redemption and rectifying his relationship with his estranged sister. Because, I’m sure she’s watching this show and everything.

An unlikely bromance has formed between Thomas Markle and Survivor sweetheart Luke Toki, and the two were taken to Big Brother’s diary room last night to talk about sibling relationships.

Luke was first made to read the original letter Thomas penned to Meghan and Harry, which included lines directed to Harry such as: “It’s not too late, Meghan Markle is obviously not the right woman for you… it’s become very clear this will be the biggest mistake in Royal Wedding history”.

Meghan Markle is given a 'taste of her own medicine' after her half brother speaks out on telly - says a Royal commentator - Daily Record

After Luke spoke about being estranged from his own sibling, he was given a secret mission by Big Brother to encourage Thomas to pen a new letter to his sister Meghan.

“I wish I could turn back the clock and do it all over. I would have never tried to communicate any of my feelings in the media. What I did to you is quite possibly the biggest mistake of my life,” Thomas wrote in the new letter.

Watch Thomas Markle Jr. read out his letter to Meghan and Harry below:

People weren’t convinced the letter was all that sincere or that it’d ever make its way to Meghan, despite Big Brother promising to post it:

It should also be noted that Thomas Markle posted this nonsensical rant online just recently, justifying his behaviour:

Make it make sense!

Somehow we doubt this is the last we’ll hear from Thomas Markle about his relationship with his sister Meghan, but we can only hope that eventually he learns to STFU.