13 TikToks That Perfectly Summarise What It’s Like Dating Straight Men

Straight men, amirite? You can’t live with them, you can’t have heterosexual sex without them.

Dating men as a straight women is a never-ending struggle, whereby every move they make, every text they send, and every booty call they attempt can absolutely boggle the mind. Between mixed signals, ghosting, baffling dating app behaviour, and annoying exes, straight men are a constant mystery.

Thankfully, these very funny women on TikTok have created some extremely relatable content that’s a huge mood.

15 TikToks that perfectly summarise what it’s like dating straight men:

1. When reading into and overanalysing text messages is all you know.

@olivia.topalianReply to @xxboiseyxx one ##toxic man! ##pov ##toxicmale ##toxicrelationship ##toxicman ##toxicboyf ##forupage ##foryoupage ##conversation ##scottishtiktok ##fyp♬ original sound – Olivia Topalian

2. When you still message him when he ignores you.

@itschristinahartAnd for WHY THO ##greenscreen ##stupid ##date ##men ##fyp ##foryou ##giggles ##justgirlythings ##thedevil ##dating ##quarantine ##help ##yikes♬ Do It Again – .

3. When your friends have to support your bad decisions.

@abiclarkecomedyWhat girls really mean when they ask for your opinion ##sketch ##comedy ##ukcomedy ##funny ##girls ##fyp ##girltalk ##dating♬ original sound – Abi Clarke

4. When dating app profiles are just a bunch of red flags.

@lavendersharka part 2 that no one asked for ##fyp ##foryou ##redflags ##dating ##advice♬ original sound – edna mode

5. And that’s not even including the inane messages received.

@spooky_coffee##greenscreen ##dating ##men ##gonnabefriends ##onlinedating♬ original sound – Spooky_Coffee

6. When exes are exes for a reason.

@yoleendadong✨ original song✨ for my ex boyfriend ? ##single ##originalsong ##acousticguitar ##songwriter ##ex ##exboyfriends ##dating♬ Song for my ex – LeendaDong

7. When men treat you mean and you get keen.

@eliyeennwhy am i like this ##growapear##ithinkyourhot##kesha##toxic##toxicmen##foryou##foryoupage##girls##relatable##eliyeenntag##foryou##foryoupage##xyzcba##trend##tiktok♬ Grow A Pear – Ke$ha

8. When you are your own worst enemy.

@shadaizyyi hate being toxic ?? ##jk ##fyp ##foryou ##couples ##rude ##MenAintShit♬ distorted – Lannie

9. When he’s not your man but he still acts like your man.

@juliannagambino##greenscreen LMAAOOO♬ Trumpet Sax – Tik Toker

10. When the older generation has no clue what it’s like dating straight men these days.

@astoldbygingerrrEvery time my mom tries to talk to me about dating ##fyp ##over25 ##SNOOZZZAPALOOZA ##dating ##millennials♬ original sound – Megan Murphy

11. When men just simply make no sense.

@julii.navarroooois she lying? @julinandin ##fypシ ##fyp ##quarantine ##menaintshit ##texanshelpingtexans ##reality ##foryoupage♬ original sound – ABITOFBANTEROFFICIAL

12. When you finally admit defeat.

@brookenicoleashlytypical ##snapchat ##snaplocation ##menaintshit ##quarantine ##raining ##fyp♬ original sound – skylabreeze

13. When trying to understand straight men is a full-time job.

@abiclarkecomedyDoes he like her? – The inside of a girl group chat PART 1 (find the full version on my Instagram @abiclarkecomedy) ##dating ##ukcomedy ##foryoupage♬ original sound – Abi Clarke