Tonight’s Bachelorette Introduced 4 Intruders & The Blokes Are Fuming

We’re only two weeks into The Bachelorette and the producers must be getting despo for drama. They’re already sending the intruders in.

Tonight, the blokes all assumed they were heading out for a group date with the beautiful bachy angel Sophie Monk, but the jig was quickly up. Osher reckoned Soph’s options were too young, so he invited four OLD MEN to mature up the gang.

Osher was loving himself sick for setting the whole thing up.

The rest of the guys were not as psyched.

They were fuming that some new dudes would dare come into the competition. They all own Sophie now, after all.

‘Sophie. Ours. You no have our Sophie!’

The first ‘old dude’ to jump out of the helicopter was a guy called ‘Guy’. Who, in fact didn’t look old at all. I suspect he is actually a Ken Doll automaton frozen in time.

Guy is 37 with no kids (shock! horror!) but with beautiful face and spectacular set of teeth like that, he don’t need ’em. He gave her a pair of sunglasses, and I still don’t why. Is he a robot sent in from Spec Savers?

‘I’m Ken, you Barbie. Life in plastic. It’s fantastic. Wear these sunglasses.’

The rest of the blokes absolutely hated the dude. I reckon he was just a bit shy, but as Sam noticed he didn’t look him in the eye, he swiftly labelled him an ‘asshole’.

He received no man love at all.

As AJ climbed out of the helicopter, it quickly became a battle over which ‘old dude’ had the most kids.

‘Hello Sophie, I have two kids.’

Stu then came along – who was a familiar face (Illuminati?!) – and one upped AJ.

‘YO SOPHIE. I haz four kids!! I got em. They’re mine.’

Paul won however, that dude is practically exhaling kids.

‘I HAVE FIVE KIDS. I HAVE KIDS THAT HAVE KIDS. SO. MANY. KIDS.’

Sophie was pleased to reach peep daddy level.

‘DADDY JACKPOT!’

However Paul must have had one kid too many, as in the end he was the only intruder to get the chop.

AJ, Guy, and clear fave Stu all scored a rose while young lads Hayden, Brett (srsly who?), and Sam’s doppelganger Harry all got the boot.

We’ll all be keeping an eye out for what goes down with Stu. The rumours are ripe that he and Sophie have a little more history than the show is letting on. Who knows, he could be the late-comer to sweep our Soph off her beautiful feet.