The Premiere Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Sophie Monk’s season of The Bachelorette sashayed into our living rooms tonight and can we just get this out of the way straight up…
HOW AMAZING IS SOPHIE MONK?!?!!! She’s stunning, witty, beautiful, hilarious, honest, perfect etc.
GO SOPHIE – GO!
Okay, that’s done. Onto the ep, where we were introduced to a bevy of (strange/weird/mostly white) men that will compete for time with the almighty Monk. We met some potential contenders in Apollo and Luke, along with some dudes we already hate with a fiery vengeance: Blake and Ryan.
Osher was back too. As was the resident’s new otter, or maybe it was just a possum that had mermaid aspirations. Either way, it was a wacky first ep. There was a game of ‘Never Have I Ever‘, a walk-off and the introduction of a special rose called the ‘Double Delight Rose’, to whom it is bestowed up gets TWO single dates. Not one. Two. Like, double.
Twitter came out all guns blazing and the live-tweets left us lol-ing non-stop.
The premiere of The Bachelorette retold through its funniest tweets:
First up, we all decided that Sophie is the best bachy ever and we don’t deserve her.
30 seconds in and Sophie Monk is already the best #thebacheloretteau ever
— Brodie Lancaster (@brodielancaster) September 20, 2017
The Bachelorette has already been more interesting an hour in and Sophie has shown more personality so far than Matty J did the whole season
— not related to luke (@gracextapscott) September 20, 2017
If one of these men hurt Sophie Monk #thebacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/DtpxQJ8bYc
— mike salisbury (@boy_from_school) September 20, 2017
We met Apollo, the magician. He was a god among us mere mortals. What a beautiful man. *SWOONS*
"I never get meet anyone normal" Sophie says, sighing with relief as she meets a magician named Apollo. #thebacheloretteau
— Jean Paul Glovier (@SPSSS) September 20, 2017
Whenever Apollo does magic #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/RssNxn8OEU
— Tali Aualiitia (@taliaualiitia) September 20, 2017
Apollo: they’re called illusions Sophie #thebacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/f6s4gY8It0
— mike salisbury (@boy_from_school) September 20, 2017
Apollo VS the rest of the Bachie boys #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/9bHsCppYSO
— Taryn 'Taz' Elder (@tazelder) September 20, 2017
We met a lot of weird dudes and Sophie schooled them all.
"So did you get that man bun back when it was in style or like, now?" No one is worthy of this woman ????#BacheloretteAU
— Meg Watson (@msmegwatson) September 20, 2017
When you know you've lost the office sweep already #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/LbEktdrv7p
— Aly (@alielizabeth93) September 20, 2017
Me looking at my life mistakes unfolding #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/VooAvm4BuM
— Carly Heading (@carlyylalaa) September 20, 2017
Literally Sophie the entire time he was singing to her #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/6tt5c6VB6I
— beca (@beckaio_) September 20, 2017
There's nothing like a new season of #TheBacheloretteAU to remind you that there are 5 haircuts for straight men and 3 of them are Bad.
— Brodie Lancaster (@brodielancaster) September 20, 2017
DO. NOT. BRING. A. PIZZA. BOX. UNLESS. THERE'S. PIZZA. IN. IT. #BacheloretteAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 20, 2017
Ban the dab 2k17 #TheBacheloretteAU
— ✨????GRACE????✨ (@GraceGarde) September 20, 2017
Luke winner, Blake top 3, three kids stacked on top of one another in a trench coat shock frontrunner. #BacheloretteAU
— Kara Schlegl (@karaschlegl) September 20, 2017
But obvi series villains Blake and Ryan were the worst.
Blake thinks he's going to be like nothing on the show before. Actually, no there have been plenty of dickheads mate. #thebacheloretteau
— Tom Savage (@tomsavage95) September 20, 2017
just saying #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/YZuBhbiZrW
— jackson langford (@jacksonlangford) September 20, 2017
Blake – I'm the biggest douche in the house. Ryan – hold my beer #BacheloretteAU
— Miss Moo (@miss_moo) September 20, 2017
Hi, I'm Ryan, I'm angry to meet you and I can't wait to change you#BacheloretteAU
— MandyKerr (@MandyKerr) September 20, 2017
Ryan: I wanna make sure you're here for the right reasons
Sophie: uhhhh this is my show?? #TheBacheloretteAU— Katie (@KTsimcik) September 20, 2017
Ryan looks like Anthony from Married at First Night #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/E2wSMnEYOy
— Brie (@brieahnaa) September 20, 2017
So…Ryan is an aggro cunt. #BacheloretteAU
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) September 20, 2017
I feel like Ryan sleeps sitting up with his eyes open. #BacheloretteAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 20, 2017
Jourdan started crying, for no apparent reason, other than having an ex girlfriend that didn’t commit infidelity.
Jourdan's upset because he's never cheated or been cheated on. He has FOMO. #BacheloretteAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 20, 2017
OMG JORDAN DIDNT EVEN GET CHEATED ON HE JUST CRIED CAUSE ITS SAD #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/oo6wURJZWG
— Jessica (@Jessica_Radic) September 20, 2017
#TheBacheloretteAU
Jourdan: Nobody cheated on me but i'm drunk on TV and have forgotten how to be normal— SJ Lawrie (@Sammijl89) September 20, 2017
Sophie when Jordan started crying about how he hasn't been cheated on. #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/LN0VayyS0K
— Erin Taylor (@ErinMaryTaylor) September 20, 2017
I'm so confused. Jourdan is crying because he wasn't cheated on. Ryan's a prick & there's an unidentified thing in the pool #BacheloretteAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) September 20, 2017
The man-buns verse straight-cuts walk-off was weird.
Is this man bun vs clean cut walk-off stupid or are my nerve endings all just dead #BacheloretteAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 20, 2017
That walk off though….#thebacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/aJAXIZokN2
— tahnee. (@wonderlandawait) September 20, 2017
Bloody legend Sam got the ‘Double Delight’ rose, and it was indeed delightful.
*Sam gets double delight rose*
Ryan:#bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/0T9kBZMQTK— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 20, 2017
Sam's face when he got the double delight rose #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/DBJvFeTH5n
— Sheridan Ireland (@beari97) September 20, 2017
The two dudes we literally didn’t hear a peep from the entire night got booted. Oh no. Sad!
This picture also works as a bar graph of humidity levels. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/5LvplB8AkW
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 20, 2017
Buckle up friends, this is set to be one helleva season.
I never thought that I would look at a group of 25 humans and think to myself that Sophie Monk is the most normal. #thebacheloretteau
— Jake Butler (@Jakeyb77) September 20, 2017
honestly this show is the best advertisement for being a lesbian EVER #BacheloretteAU
— Lou (@MsLou27) September 20, 2017