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The Premiere Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets

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Sophie Monk’s season of The Bachelorette sashayed into our living rooms tonight and can we just get this out of the way straight up…

HOW AMAZING IS SOPHIE MONK?!?!!! She’s stunning, witty, beautiful, hilarious, honest, perfect etc.

GO SOPHIE – GO!

Okay, that’s done. Onto the ep, where we were introduced to a bevy of (strange/weird/mostly white) men that will compete for time with the almighty Monk. We met some potential contenders in Apollo and Luke, along with some dudes we already hate with a fiery vengeance: Blake and Ryan.

Osher was back too. As was the resident’s new otter, or maybe it was just a possum that had mermaid aspirations. Either way, it was a wacky first ep. There was a game of ‘Never Have I Ever‘, a walk-off and the introduction of a special rose called the ‘Double Delight Rose’, to whom it is bestowed up gets TWO single dates. Not one. Two. Like, double.

Twitter came out all guns blazing and the live-tweets left us lol-ing non-stop.

The premiere of The Bachelorette retold through its funniest tweets:

First up, we all decided that Sophie is the best bachy ever and we don’t deserve her.

We met Apollo, the magician. He was a god among us mere mortals. What a beautiful man. *SWOONS*

We met a lot of weird dudes and Sophie schooled them all.

But obvi series villains Blake and Ryan were the worst.

Jourdan started crying, for no apparent reason, other than having an ex girlfriend that didn’t commit infidelity.

The man-buns verse straight-cuts walk-off was weird.

Bloody legend Sam got the ‘Double Delight’ rose, and it was indeed delightful.

The two dudes we literally didn’t hear a peep from the entire night got booted. Oh no. Sad!

Buckle up friends, this is set to be one helleva season.