Twitter Account ‘Emo Kylo Ren’ Is A Hilarious Gold Mine Of Teen Angst
With the latest instalment of Star Wars’ hitting the cinemas last week, so did everyone’s favourite angsty teen-shaped villain: Kylo Ren.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ is copping a whole heap of positive reviews and we can all agree that Darth Vader’s grandson Kylo Ren – played by Adam Driver – is a total emo. There’s now even a parody Twitter account to prove it.
Twitter user Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) started gaining popularity after The Force Awakens was released two years back. Just like clockwork, Emo Kylo is back and he has feels to share. But as expected, no one understands him.
dear diary
there have been some changes— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 15, 2017
The parody account started tweeting again on 15 December, as Emo Kylo grapples with living in a galaxy far, far away with so many feelings.
The tweets are funny as fuck, and we really hope Emo Kylo gets the help he needs. Chin up, kid.
Here are some of our fave tweets:
*chasing you down the sidewalk* excuse me we held hands in my mind so i believe legally you are now my wife
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 18, 2017
hey girl am i a Death Star
because i feel like you should keep trying to rebuild me in spite of my obvious flaws and the lives i’ve destroyed— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 17, 2017
love means never having to say you’re sorry you did a genocide
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 17, 2017
*meticulously colors a bandaid black with sharpie*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 18, 2017
i miss when my uncle’s catchphrase was silence
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 17, 2017
yes i’m a monster
but have you considered that the real monster might be society— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 16, 2017
yesterday i heard the opening notes of Welcome To The Black Parade and i barely even turned my head
you’ve got to let the past die— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 18, 2017
i made a friend on skype
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 15, 2017
My personal fave:
how long should you wait in a relationship before you have the talk about sand
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 18, 2017