Aussie Twitter Is Brainstorming How To ‘Fix Network Ten’ With Hilariously Dumb Results
It’s a shitty day for Australian television. Today Network Ten made the grim announcement that it’s been forced into voluntary administration, meaning they’ll be picked apart for scraps.
The process will likely include flogging off assets, cutting costs and doing whatever possible to wriggle out of debts and get the best result for creditors. This is of course pretty crap for us viewers.
The news comes on the back of the broadcaster failing to secure a casual loan into the millions and now required to find some spare cash lying around to the sweet-almighty value of $200 million before the end of the year. If they can’t find that kinda poo-change before then, the whole beast might go belly up. Hope they’ve tried looking under the couch.
While the news won’t affect what’s on your telly right now, it could mark a change in what kind of shows Channel Ten buys and locally produces, along with addressing more technical media reforms like reassessing licensing and fees.
Sadly, it’s no secret that this news has been a long time coming. The network has had growing losses while suffering poor ratings for most of the year. It’s getting dire, and I mean DIRE.
If Ten is hard up for money I am happy to serialise my Weekly Dose of Common Sense as a TV show #LookOutWaleed #FixNetworkTen
— Cory Bernardi (@corybernardi) June 14, 2017
Okay, take a seat Cory. Let’s not get too extreme. But Aussies did come together today in a nation-wide brainstorm sesh on Twitter for how Channel Ten can improve its financial situation under the hashtag #FixNetworkTen.
The results are predictably funny and dumb – so we’re all for it:
Replace Grant Denyer with Lee Lin Chin. #FixNetworkTen
— David (@TheGrimRecapper) June 14, 2017
Let @Rove develop/deliver some kind of late night variety show. I hear he has experience. #FixNetworkTen
— The Guidefather (@SteveMolk) June 14, 2017
Many reckon, they need to let the network’s stars shine brighter.
What about giving Toadie his own show?
Working Title: "Toad in the Hole".
#FixNetworkTen pic.twitter.com/dyoR0kVn1v
— DF (@Dean_Machine_) June 14, 2017
24/7 Russell Coight. Problem solved.#FixNetworkTen pic.twitter.com/Yvq8DdU2Xn
— Mick (@mick76er) June 14, 2017
I can #FixNetworkTen. Non-stop, back-to-back Simpsons. You can mail me the check. pic.twitter.com/AEPXkRu81E
— Steven Lopez (@slopezAU) June 14, 2017
Others recommended the channel to bring back the classics.
Bring back #VideoHits which was one of their biggest mistakes. ???????????????? #FixNetworkTen pic.twitter.com/DfIkF9rGDD
— Scott Whitley (@ScottWhitley11) June 14, 2017
Bring back Big Brother (the US/Canada format, not the dumb format we had here before) & It's a Knockout #FixNetworkTen
— Anthony Webb (@anthonyqld) June 14, 2017
I just figured out a way to #FixNetworkTen ……. BRING BACK CHEEZ TV!! pic.twitter.com/beHAFYE3eJ
— Byron James (@ByronJKnight) June 14, 2017
Seriously, bring back Good News Week. That was such a great show. Then they killed it by turning it into Good News World.#FixNetworkTen pic.twitter.com/Xlx1BNpoAX
— DF (@Dean_Machine_) June 14, 2017
Then it all got a bit weird.
Daryl Somers buys Channel 10 and brings back Hey Hey It's Everyday #FixNetworkTen pic.twitter.com/er1xI588bz
— Boba Khan (@Deyterkmahjerb) June 14, 2017
Is anybody calling Dr Karl? Because I feel if anybody has a solution it's Dr Karl. #FixNetworkTen
— shackas (@shackas) June 14, 2017
Find out who married Yasmin. #fixnetworkten
— Adrian Cutts (@LYBASkw) June 14, 2017
It’s important to note that what was initially a light-hearted inclusive hashtag has taken a nasty turn. Most evidently, in the targeting of The Project host and Gold Logie award-winner Waleed Aly with Islamophobic and just blatantly abusive tweets that are completely shitty. This is why we don’t deserve good things 🙁