Twitter Had A Lot Of Feelings On Michelle FINALLY Showing Jesse The Door On MAFS
#PutOutYourDoors
ICYMI on tonight’s ‘Twin Special’ of ‘Married at First Sight’ – which was comparatively dull AF against last night’s ep – we learnt that Sharon and Nick chose to stay married. While Michelle and Jesse FINALLY parted ways. Huzzah!
For all the avid watches of the absolutely addictive series, it was clear that Michelle had led on Jesse for literally the entirety of their reality TV marriage. As told to the cameras, she was never into him. Never. Nothing. Although, it must be said, he was ready and willing to stay with a chick that didn’t show the slightest interest in him.
The guy even created a bizarre analogy challenge for her to walk through some symbolic door with him. As if actually wanting to be someone’s wife should be some daunting task, in need of encouragement.
He has bonged on about that ‘door’ metaphor non-stop. Enough with the damn door. This tweet was an excellent suggestion. Time to invest in one of these babies, Michelle.
Michelle's weapon of choice. #9Married pic.twitter.com/o6zUDgKRCz
— Simon Reynolds (@simonjr19) March 21, 2017
But in the end, we all got what we had been waiting for the entire series. Michelle broke Jesse’s still-beating heart. During the ceremony, she confessed to Jesse, she sees him as a friend, rather than a partner.
He was friend-zoned for the whole flipping nation to see, and Twitter had mixed feelings when the poor dude was finally shown the door.
To her credit, after leading him on for 7 weeks, she did let him down gently. #9married
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 21, 2017
I haven't seen someone put in the friendzone that hard since I walked out of the St.Doms Year 10 Disco #9married
— Murray Conallin (@MConallin) March 21, 2017
Took your time in telling him, Michelle.. #9married
— UGH (@mere_b1) March 21, 2017
Friendzoned at first site #9Married
— Jake Carnell (@Jake13Carnell) March 21, 2017
Jesse leaves and mum lets him have an extra scoop of Milo and everything is right with the world #9Married
— Julia Goolia (@Hotham_water) March 21, 2017
#9Married Jesse had to see that coming.
— Krissie Lee (@Krissie_Lee) March 21, 2017
Finally! She's been waiting to dump him for 8 weeks. Goes to show what a girl does for free food and drinks #yougogirl #9Married
— mandy (@mandalepanda9) March 21, 2017
Officially friend-zoned on national tv #9Married
— Cathy Crawley (@cathy_crawley) March 21, 2017
Jeezus. Just say 'it's not you, it's me". Done. #9Married
— Anita Anabel (@AnitaAnabel_) March 21, 2017
Poor Jesse that's a pretty low thing to do Michelle could of told him sooner ????????????????????#9Married
— Geraldine Maree (@missgerimaree) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/paola_m/status/844128101294518276
The saddest part, however, was that Jesse blamed himself for not opening up sooner. It was never gonna happen, kid. Now, be free.
AUSTRALIA, REJOICE. JESSE IS FREE #9Married pic.twitter.com/itadGfYA1l
— Alice Anderson (@aliceaye) March 21, 2017