People Are Sharing Their Hilarious Reasons #WhyImSingle Ahead Of Valentine’s Day
As the dreaded 14 February approaches, single peeps everywhere begin feeling that extra nudge of pressure to be coupled up in time for Valentine’s day.
While Valentine’s Day seems to dictate that we should all be in relationships, many of us are happy to be single and the hashtag #WhyImSingle is here to blow that shit wide open.
The hashtag is currently trending on Twitter and the reasons people are single are just too funny.
Here are our fave #WhyImSingle tweets so far:
It might be our bad attitude.
#whyimsingle
me: hmm it would be nice to have a boyfriend
*man speaks to me*
me: pic.twitter.com/mUOM1pMUSn— lucy valentine (@LucyXIV) February 8, 2018
Im single by choice. Not my choice. But it's still a choice. #WhyImSingle
— PeepoPeepo✌ (@NotRickPhang) February 8, 2018
#whyimsingle He said “fix your attitude or leave and…. pic.twitter.com/fRPOwwnnDE
— Moe???? (@MahoganyANT) February 8, 2018
#WhyImSingle because I’m already in a complicated relationship with my bed.
— Alexia Costanda (@alexia_costanda) February 8, 2018
No one can handle us.
-are you single
-no, i'm album#WhyImSingle for making jokes like these— ً (@laughkpop) February 8, 2018
This is #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/EU7oLeiWBC
— Mark Hudson (@MarkHudson1986) February 8, 2018
*shoots shot*
*talks for couple months*
*gets attached*
*heart gets broken*
*recover*
*repeat*
— You (@Germ_Lerma) February 8, 2018
Me just thinking about trying to talk to the guy or girl I like… #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/62kyAQF2CL
— Carly Williams (@Carlyw_333) February 8, 2018
Tbh, most of us would rather eat than date.
I dont like to share my food. #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/tcTXEcwwAI
— Andrew Martinez (@AJamesMartini) February 8, 2018
I eat Doritos too loudly. #WhyImSingle
— Charlotte Clymer????️???? (@cmclymer) February 8, 2018
I ate a tide pod #WhyImSingle
— Marshall Williams (@itsmarshallw) February 8, 2018
i’m too good for everyone and by that i mean i eat too much and i’ve got a bad attitude #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/vGn6o3GeYS
— ughgosh (@uhpeople) February 8, 2018