YouTube can be a weird and wonderful place and somewhere in between the mayhem is this Sydney dude’s channel called ‘JacobEatsLUSH‘.

The premise of JacobEatsLUSH is fairly simple. Jacob basically goes about eating products by cosmetics company Lush and provides his insights, thoughts and reviews on the experience. Because, why the hell not?

As far as we can tell, most of the products are natural or contain ‘safe synthetics’ and yep, they usually smell delicious. That being said, they sure as hell aren’t designed to be digested. This is not the ‘clean eating’ you want in your life.

So if you’ve ever had a curiosity to sample the merchandise, fear not. Jacob’s got you covered and we’ve dug out some of his most spicy descriptions to save you the hassle – and the bad aftertaste.

Eating Shower Jelly

Some of the more memorable quotes include:

“It sticks to you like wet kisses from your aunt”

“It smells like a bunch of jelly babies in a hot tub”

“It’s giving me numb tongue”

Rub Rub Rub Shower Scrub

Shower scrub on your insides doesn’t seem to go down too well:

“It smells like mouldy toilet cleaner”

“I feel like I’ve been dumped in a wave at the beach”

“I feel like I’ve licked the scalp of a surfer”

Let The Good Times Roll – Facial Cleanser

This one doesn’t sound tooo bad – but we’d prefer to just eat some real food:

“This smells like Gaytime ice cream”

“There was a buttery tang – but it faded really quickly”

“It’s rough like a stubbled chin”

Candy Cane Roulade – Soap

This Christmas-themed soap probably is 100%, not clean eating. Don’t try it.

“*Coughs uncontrollably* – I feel hot”

“It’s the definition of a cool burn – the peppermint is there”

“Imagine eating 100 candy canes and then one filled with petrol”

“I find that Milo makes the taste go away”

You can check out more of Jacob’s vids here.