People Are Sharing The Petty Reasons They’re Happily Single For Valentine’s Day
With Valentine’s Day approaching, if you happen to be single right now it’s hard not to panic and start furiously swiping right.
Society tends to make people who happen to be single feel bad about themselves, like their life is lacking something, and the pressure to couple up with someone (anyone?!) is never more intense than in the weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day.
But something that seems to be missing from the conversation is that being single rocks. So people are using the hashtag #HappyImSingleBecause on Twitter to post about some of the perks of not being in a relationship and it will ease any singleton’s V-Day anxieties.
People are sharing the petty reasons they’re happily single ahead of Valentine’s Day:
#1.
#HappyImSingleBecause I win every argument pic.twitter.com/8j5XuhVQLY
— Cool Chris (@CoolChris_1) February 5, 2020
#2.
#HappyImSingleBecause lol have you met my exes
— calli (@DrewStubbmuffin) February 6, 2020
#3.
#HappyImSingleBecause no one to argue with about what to eat. pic.twitter.com/eKMo5poZhO
— ?ꪑꪊꪀꪖ?? (@MunaNawabit1) February 5, 2020
#4.
#HappyImSingleBecause the Remote Control is Mine. All Mine. ? pic.twitter.com/aiJ2VExEMV
— Kittycisms (@Kittycisms) February 5, 2020
#5.
#HappyImSingleBecause I can't handle any more judgement than the cat already delivers pic.twitter.com/9HLe4q6gi7
— Art Bristow (@ArtBristow) February 6, 2020
#6.
#HappyImSingleBecause I'm a selfish bitch and don't want to have to share my life or space with someone else ?
— Hilda (@HubbleBubble07) February 6, 2020
#7.
#HappyImSingleBecause now you dont have to shave your legs pic.twitter.com/c42CLxeta0
— Andrew Domorowski (@MauriceGosfield) February 5, 2020
#8.
#HappyImSingleBecause I don't have some knobhead boyfriend trying to play on my computer. GET YOUR OWN
— LucindaLove (@LucindaTwitch) February 6, 2020
#9.
#HappyImSingleBecause nobody touches my food pic.twitter.com/Ugj4X5gGgD
— oh RIP lol (@frybanshee420) February 5, 2020
#10.
#HappyImSingleBecause I can’t get dumped pic.twitter.com/zrWzk48gZS
— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) February 5, 2020
#11.
No inlaws!!! My family is crazy enough. I dont need someone else's too.
— Wendy ???⚾️?? (@FlyTheBlueW) February 5, 2020
#12.
#HappyImSingleBecause I will never have to see the toilet roll put on the wrong way around like this again. pic.twitter.com/46VE6yGned
— Neil Connolly (@sexistboss) February 6, 2020
#13.
#HappyImSingleBecause I like sleeping in the middle of the bed. pic.twitter.com/KChz5xsuJ9
— Rachel, Patron Saint of Ratchet (@Rachels_Ratchet) February 5, 2020
Some reasons weren’t so petty:
#14.
#HappyImSingleBecause ain't nobody cheating on me or mistreating me pic.twitter.com/eKg5Md7tuc
— KelleyRogersHeaven (@AngelXOXO33) February 6, 2020
#15.
#HappyImSingleBecause
I am in control of my life, my decisions and my future, i can spend all my money on me and i can spend my days off in my pyjamas watching Netflix eating my bodyweight in food without judgement. I am a free spirit and the world is mine.— Lucy Angela Preece ? (@LucyApreece) February 6, 2020
#16.
Sometimes ya just have to work on yourself #HappyImSingleBecause
— Monsterundermybed (@Monsterundermy2) February 5, 2020
Amen.