We’ve Ranked The Cast Of ‘Vanderpump Rules’
Reality TV shows may come and go, but one series that has outlived them all and keeps getting better is Vanderpump Rules.
Even after seven seasons, the series is still utterly enthralling: it’s basically must-watch television.
Has Jax cheated on Brittany again? Are Scheana and Ariana no longer best friends? Who will Stassi threaten to murder next? Was it really about the pasta?
This show has gifted us with so much material and I am forever thankful. But which cast member really made the series what it is today? I asked myself that question and the answer SURprised me (heheh, sorry).
Here are the cast of Vanderpump Rules, ranked!
13. Jax
Okay, so Jax has to be last ‘cos that guy is just a very bad person. Remember when he cheated on literally every girlfriend he’s had? Remember when he told Brittany he could dictate what size breast implants she gets? Jax is, and always will be the worst.
12. Kristen
Kristen used to be a lot of fun, meaning: she brought loads of drama, from her cheating to telling her boss to “suck a dick.” But now, Kristen is pretty dull and no, I don’t need to hear about your t-shirt line.
11. Scheana
Scheana is fine but she’s not the most exciting cast member. I did feel for her in the earlier seasons having to deal with Katie, Kristen and Stassi excluding her, but lately she’s just so boy crazy and it’s getting really old.
10. Brittany
Brittany is beautiful, lovely, kind, wonderful BUT other than reacting to all the times Jax cheats on her, she doesn’t bring much in the drama department. (Still love you bby.)
9. Billie
She may have only been in the last few seasons but Billie has made a big impact in a short time. She’s already caused drama with Katie and Lala, and I don’t think she’s done stirring the pot yet.
8. Sandoval
If you thought Sandoval would be higher on this list, sorry sweetie, the competition is tough. It sucks. I know. But I do love Sandoval, especially as he can always be relied upon to be the most dramatic person in any situation. Bless him.
7. James
Yes, James can be a total dick. But he can also be incredibly funny, has a good heart and provides endless drama. He’s a messy bitch, he knows it and I respect that.
6. Katie
Make no mistake, Katie is the low-key queen of this whole show and everyone else are just her minions. Saying that, James would have probz stolen Katie’s spot if he didn’t body-shame her, proving he’s trash. Katie getting him fired was a total boss move and I bow down.
5. Schwartz
This might be a contentious position to put the under-the-radar Schwartz but hear me out. I love him. I don’t know why but I find him simply adorable and hang on his every word. He says the weirdest shit and I eat it up.
4. Lisa
I’ve got to pay respect to the woman that built this entire empire. Lisa Vanderpump is an icon, a personal hero of mine and I will never tire watching her fire Jax.
3. Lala
Speaking of icons, everything Lala Kent says is so damn genius. The girl is the feminist queen we don’t deserve. From yelling “are you trying to get popped?” across the room, to constantly saying stuff like “Let’s get it poppin’ daddy.” I just die for her.
2. Ariana
Ariana’s arrival on the show was a massive turning point. She evened out the playing field and wasn’t afraid to take on the popular girls, including giving zero fucks about Stassi. She calls it likes she sees it and everything that comes out of her mouth is always relatable.
1. Stassi
This was a very difficult decision to make but I had to ask myself: what would Vanderpump Rules be like without Stassi? Short answer: a lot less fun to watch. Stassi has defined what the show is and what it has become. She is my diva, messy drunk, low-key goth hero.
