A Tribute To Vanessa Sunshine, The Rightful Bachy Queen Of Our Hearts

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Tonight Australian TV got a little more dim, as a bright sparkling light was taken from us too soon. We mean, of course, the fact that tonight Bachy queen Vanessa Sunshine was left roseless.

And our hearts are left broken.

Initially pegged as a villain on this year’s The Bachelor, Vanessa Sunshine slowly but surely won over viewers. Mostly ‘cos she spits straight truth bombs and doesn’t care for BS and Bachy bullies.

She is the Bachy queen we don’t deserve. It’s Vanessa Sunshine’s world and we’re just living in it. Here are just some of the reasons we bow at her feet.

In just four words, we fell hard.

She’s low-key evil and we love it.

She doesn’t mince her words.

But she also doesn’t take herself too seriously.

Vanessa Sunshine don’t give an F about your opinion of her.

But she has plenty of opinions about you.

She’s the queen of sarcasm.

And has sassy hair flicks down to a fine art.

She’s a hard woman to impress.

Actually, we don’t really know if she ever feels joy.

But she says what we’re all thinking.

She’s the salty queen of side-eye.

ILY 4EVA Vanessa Sunshine.