Watch the leaked first teaser for Zoolander 2 plus what we know so far

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“If God exists, then why did he make ugly people?”

Zoolander and Hansel are ‘so hot right now’ with the first teaser for ‘Zoolander 2’ hitting the web via Paramount Pictures accidentally this weekend.

No doubt we can expect a smorgasbord of memorable quotes

According to Twitter, the video was attached to prints of Paramount’s Mission Impossible Rogue Nation and somehow surfaced, was then removed and has now strutted it’s way back to the web much like the comeback career of everyone’s favourite male model (but srsly, why male models?).

Since overcoming his ambi-turning abilities, marrying Matilda and unleashing Magnum on the world, we’re still unsure what’s in store for the ‘ridiculously good looking’ Dekrek. The 2001 best seller closed with the newlyweds and children introducing the non-ant sized ‘Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too’.

While the trailer (watch below) doesn’t feature any footage from the film, it’s likely to get people talking before an official extended trailer surfaces rumoured to be later this month.

Here’s what we know about 2oolander:

  • Zoolander 2 is slated for release on February 12, 2016
  • The film will star original actors Ben Stiller, Owen Wilsoon, Will Farrell, Christine Taylor.
  • The film will also feature: Penélope Cruz, Cyrus Arnold as Derek’s son, Billy Zane, Fred Armisen, Kyle Mooney, Kristen Wiig, Olivia Munn and Justin Bieber.
  • Derek and Matilda Jeffries  are now married with Children
  • Magnum is beautiful
  • Derek likes to get around the selfie – Watch what happened when Hansel and Derek crashed the Valentino runway earlier this year.
  • According to MovieWeb.com: Ben Stiller is directing Zoolander 2 from a screenplay by Justin Theroux. The screenwriter previously wrote Tropic Thunder, which Ben Stiller both starred in and directed. Justin Theroux also had a small acting role in the original Zoolander, playing an “Evil DJ,” but it isn’t known if he also has a role in this sequel.

WATCH THE FIRST TEASER TRAILER: