36 Of The Most Batshit Insane Storylines From ‘Pretty Little Liars’

It’s been nearly two years since the Pretty Little Liars finale aired and we said goodbye to one of the most bonkers shows of this modern era.

Dedicated fans of the series weren’t overly surprised when the finale made zero sense. Looking back on the seven seasons of the teen drama, it turns out many, many things didn’t make sense. But that was the absolute beauty of it.

Now that A/A.D./whoever has stopped tormenting us, we decided to look back on some of the most batshit insane storylines from the show.

It’s amazing we all didn’t end up in Radley at the end.

Here are 36 of the craziest Pretty Little Liars storylines:

1. The fact they just straight-up blinded Jenna and it was just one of those things.

2. Hanna’s mother having sex with Detective Wilden to get Hanna out of trouble.

3. When Emily was hypnotised and thought she was the one who killed Ali with a shovel even though Ali was alive the whole time.

4. When A performed some casual dental surgery on Hanna and left a note in her tooth.

5. And the corset in Spencer’s dress in the bridal show being made out of finger bones.

6. Emily being gifted a necklace of her dead girlfriend’s teeth.

7. And Paige trying to drown Emily after swim practice.

8. When Aria got locked in a box with Garret’s corpse.

9. The fact all these 15/16-year-old girls were always hooking up with significantly older men.

10. And Spencer kissing her sister’s fiancé.

11. Ezra feeling comfortable hitting on a teen girl so he could write his book about Ali’s disappearance.

12. Also Ezra, a 20-something-year-old teacher just being totally cool with dating a student.

13. Everything about Tippi the bird.

14. The weird themed episodes like the film noir one.

15. When Jessica DiLaurentis found her daughter “dead” and just buried her alive instead of checking her pulse or calling the police.

16. And Ali only being alive because she could hold her breath underground for enough time for Mrs Grunwald, the psychic, to rescue her.

17. When the girls used an ouija board to contact Ali. Ali spoke to them from beyond the grave but also… she was alive the whole time.

18. When Jessica DiLaurentis’ body was just found buried in the Hastings’ backyard.

19. The whole arc of Ezra’s son who wasn’t really his son.

20. Ian, Garrett, and Jason starting a club to spy on underage girls.

21. Jason having a relationship unknowingly with his cousin but she was aware the whole time.

22. When Hanna’s mother slept with Jason while in a relationship with Pastor Ted.

23. When Toby got high off gummy bears and ruined everyone’s chances of catching A.

24. And when he somehow became a police officer with zero training… even though he had a criminal record.

25. When Noel Kahn fell and beheaded himself.

26. The flashmob moment in NYC.

27. And when A went all Spider-Man and just jumped across buildings in New York to escape.

28. When A put an actual tracking device in the girls’ necks.

29. The fact the Liars were arrested and on their way to the station when A hijacked and kidnapped them.

30. People got shot, hit by cars, fell off towers, and lived, but Shana died from being pushed off a stage.

31. Radley, the psychiatric hospital, being fine just letting their patients roam around at nighttime on the roof.

32. When A built an underground dollhouse in order to kidnap the girls and force them to relive one of their proms.

33. Alison becoming a teacher even after missing most of her high school life.

34. When Ali went to teach one day and all her students were dressed up as A just to torment her.

35. Alison being impregnated by Emily’s eggs and then they later found out Wren was the biological father of the twins.

36. And the fact they all just never escaped or moved out of Rosewood when all this shit was happening to them for years.