We’ve Ranked The ‘Married At First Sight’ Couples On Those Heading For Divorce-Town

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We’re a couple weeks into Married at First Sight Australia, and yet the ten… err nine couples seem to be heading for a world of pain.

It’s still early days but there’s already been a runaway bride, a jilted ex-turn-evil twin, rumours of cheating, secret stripping and Deborah acting like, well, evil incarnate.

After last night’s episode left us enduring one of the most awkward (and drunken) dinners ever – it’s clear some romances are doomed to fail from the beginning.  So we’ve decided to rank those heading towards a quick-smart divorce. We’re not including Lauren and Andrew for obvious reasons. Like duh.

Married at first site

Via Buzzfeed

Here’s our ranking, ordered from LEAST LIKELY to MOST LIKELY to get a divorce as soon as the cameras stop rolling:

Susan and Sean

❤️️  ❤️️  ❤️️  ❤️️  ❤️️

This one’s easy. Susan and Sean from day one were legit into each other. They’re sweet, adorable and aside from a few awky oyster jokes, appear to be in it for the long haul.

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