We’ve Ranked The ‘Married At First Sight’ Couples On Those Heading For Divorce-Town

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Alene and Simon

❤️️   ?  ?  ?  ?

While this couple has comparatively barely scored any screen time, it’s already written in the stars. Sozzi, Simon. She’s just not that into you. My money’s on the couple calling it quits before the commitment ceremony on Sunday.

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