Here’s What Your Go-To Karaoke Song Says About You
Karaoke: there really is no better way to get to know someone. ‘Cos let’s be real, if you can’t nail a rendition of ‘Teenage Dirtbag’ together then your friendship is very likely doomed.
We’ve all had those messy (often drunken) nights in a crowded karaoke room, which occasionally end in a threatening cry of “WHO DELETED ‘TOXIC’?! I’LL FIGHT YOU!” to a terrified group of strangers. Just me?
Either way, most of all have that one karaoke song that is YOUR SONG. The track that always impresses (in your own mind, at least) and makes you feel like a rock star.
Without further ado, here’s what your go-to karaoke song says about you.
‘Sk8er Boi’ – Avril Lavigne
- Bit of a badass
- Never returns text messages
- Makes the sickest playlists
‘I Want It That Way’ – Backstreet Boys
- Still lives with parents
- Irons underpants
- Owns a DVD player
‘Toxic’ – Britney Spears
- Too extra for words
- Bad attitude
- Tags their mates in the filthiest memes
‘Baby Got Back’ – Sir Mix-a-Lot
- Loves a dad joke
- Constantly quotes Adam Sandler
- Often flakes on plans
‘Breaking Free’ – High School Musical
- Wholesome
- Sucker for romance
- Very gullible
‘Torn’ – Natalie Imbruglia
- Sensitive soul
- Loves a good D&M
- Messy drunk
‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ – Queen
- Traditionalist
- Recycles jokes
- Short attention span
‘Edge of Glory’ – Lady Gaga
- Holds grudges
- Tendency to be over-dramatic
- Can’t resist a dirty joke
‘Living On A Prayer’ – Bon Jovi
- Loves being the centre of attention
- Super competitive
- Worn the same hairstyle since high school
‘Back To Black’ – Amy Winehouse
- Low-key emo
- Eats their feelings
- Never cleans the house
‘Can’t Fight The Moonlight’ – LeAnn Rimes
- Overly sarcastic
- Sleazy drunk
- Wears sunglasses inside
‘All Star’ – Smash Mouth
- Impeccable taste
- Friend to all
- Going to enjoy a wonderful life