WINE DUNGEONS & TINY HORSES: ‘Hometowns’ Bachelorette Ep Retold On Twitter
We headed to hometowns tonight on The Bachelorette and it was tense as hell.
Sophie even got an unexpected ‘love bomb’ from Jarrod, as each of the fellas fought it out to stay in the competition. Apollo’s date was smooth sailing, while Stu dropped a huge secret on Soph and Blake was just a big ol’ time-waster.
But the highlight by far was Blake’s giant tantrum in the final moments after being sent home roseless. He went on a rant about how he was better than every other guy left. Has that guy seen Apollo? As usual, Twitter was there to make the entire episode all the more hilarious.
Ep 10 of The Bachelorette retold through its funniest tweets:
Jarrod got the first hometown visit, which mostly involved Sophie getting drunk on all the free booze, and being interrogated in a wine dungeon.
I guess Sophie's hands fell off waving goodbye to James. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/36bGjYQI6a
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 19, 2017
Is it bad to marry someone only for access to wine and alpacas? Asking for a friend #BacheloretteAU
— Jess (YES ????️????) (@_jeloise) October 19, 2017
#BacheloretteAU Anyone else thought this was going to be Jarrod's family? pic.twitter.com/LbOHsIPJ2K
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) October 19, 2017
Jarrod: I’ve been myself the whole way through
Jarrod’s Mum: fuck
#bacheloretteAU— purranormal kitty ???? (@oldbiddyyelling) October 19, 2017
I knew I saw Jarrod’s dad somewhere before #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Fei5Gp8pgh
— Ian J. Grant (@MrFlungabunga) October 19, 2017
Apollo’s Gold Coast visit was much more chill. It also involved miniature horses, because puppies obvi weren’t cute enough.
30-something-gals around the country are currently setting their dating app requirements to 24yr old magician. #bacheloretteAU
— Cushla Travers (@Cushla_Travers) October 19, 2017
Best possible outcome of #BacheloretteAU: a spin-off show featuring Apollo and magic and baby animals
Second best outcome: Soph finds love— Fiza Zali (@fizawanders) October 19, 2017
Apollo: Sophie this is my dad Zeus, my mum Leto, my sister Persephone –
*Dog barking*
Apollo: quiet Cerberus!#bacheloretteAU— The Libaek Liker (@cambrianexplode) October 19, 2017
Oh this? Just Apollo commanding a mighty steed with nothing but his massive finger. #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/zTvimq0c4A
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 19, 2017
Jarrod's mother: Only talks to Sophie in their murder dungeon
Apollo's Grandma: Gives shit to everyone openly#BacheloretteAU— J.R. (@Straffo) October 19, 2017
Stu shocked us all on his hometown visit, revealing he’s had a vasectomy and is err…still married. Brilliant. Better late than never.
That face when you realize you probably should have just given James a rose #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/nsbRyy7lnM
— Kerena Copelin (@kerenacopelin) October 19, 2017
Apollo could probably reverse Stu's vasectomy with a hanky and a lighter #BacheloretteAU
— Nicky Arnall (@NickyArnall) October 19, 2017
"I haven't been this happy in 20 years" says Stu, who has children under 20. #BacheloretteAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 19, 2017
The final stop in Perth with Blake proved to Sophie he was full of BS all along.
OMG NIKKI WEBSTER RIGHT HERE IN MY LOUNGEROOM #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ObEgj9Ieh6
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 19, 2017
How long till Blake’s Mum puts Sophie’s fork on E-Bay? #bacheloretteau
— ???? Kiera ???? (@UnderYourPorch) October 19, 2017
Sophie at this dinner knowing full well she’s not choosing Blake #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Ygvlqgx3VX
— Loretta (@Retta_Potterfan) October 19, 2017
Blake: That went well
People actually watching the show:#bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/wByVVHRNBx
— Fiza Zali (@fizawanders) October 19, 2017
The rose ceremony was epic, as we bid farewell to Blake and he spit the dummy big time.
Seeing Blake so unhappy made me really happy. I should probably seek professional help for that. #Bacheloretteau
— ???? Ira Snave ???? (@IraSnave) October 19, 2017
Australias reaction with blake not getting a rose #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/BZCNWVXLrL
— Albie Abiog (@albiea) October 19, 2017
This show is at its absolute best when the evictee does not accept the decision #bacheloretteAU
— Ben Pobjie (@benpobjie) October 19, 2017
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/hvRkB96W39
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 19, 2017
Gentle reminder that Blake lost. To Jarrod. #BacheloretteAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) October 19, 2017