Tonight’s Clusterfuck Of A MAFS Episode Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Another day, another ep of Married at First Sight to make our own dating lives feel a little less grim. On tonight’s episode, two of our fave couples had a fight but only one of them survived to continue the experiment. Meanwhile, Davina and Dean had their secret date and we all vomited inside our mouths.
Telv and Sarah butted heads over Telv still having dating apps on his phone. Sarah was NOT HAPPY. Jeez. Give the guy a break. Even worse, Matt went and broke Alycia’s heart, ending their relationship and quitting the experiment. It was god awful to watch, and seeing Alycia cry hit straight in the feelz.
Ashley took Troy rock-climbing, which was especially hilarious as he was terrible at it and it mostly involved Ashley laughing right in his face. These two bring QUALITY television.
On the flip-side is Dean and Davina, who finally had their date. It went about as well as expected, they complimented each other’s looks over and over, without completing full sentences. It was as shallow as you can get but it sounds like they’re going to actually give this ‘secret infidelity on national television’ a red hot go. No shame.
Here’s ep 11 of Married at First Sight retold through its funniest tweets:
Davina actually let Ryan get a tattoo of her and we all died a little inside. Poor fella.
— Hannah McCann (@binarythis) February 13, 2018
— Ashleigh (@ashashake) February 13, 2018
— SurfDog Bachelor (@SurfdogTV) February 13, 2018
Alycia and Matt broke up.
When Matt says he wants a wife and to find the mother of his kids and yet he says Alycia is out of his League. And doesn't even give it a chance and runs away. #marriedau #MAFS pic.twitter.com/djJvZRjO2p
— Tara Foley (@TarajFoley) February 13, 2018
— Chelsea (@priincesschel) February 13, 2018
Ashley made Troy go rock-climbing and it was a spectacular mess.
— m???? (@maria_caramello) February 13, 2018
I called my 4 year old son Troy today while he was being a floppy annoying 4 year old. My wife knew exactly what I was referring to.#MAFS
— Country Golfer (@hotdot01) February 13, 2018
— tadem (@Tadem2Tadem) February 13, 2018
Troy used the phrase "break her down" in the same context as "win her over" because what's love but slowly grinding down another person's resistance? #mafs
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) February 13, 2018
Davina and Dean had their date, fell in shallow love and we all collectively cringed across Australia.
— Stacie Hickey (@hickey_stacie) February 13, 2018
— HumanMeatball (@HumanMeatball3) February 13, 2018
“You can’t blame me”. Yes Dean, yes we can. (& we will) #mafs
— Laura Welty (@ljbwelty) February 13, 2018
— Chris Swain (@novatwitta) February 13, 2018
#MAFS "Married at First Sight brought to you by Ashley Madison"
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) February 13, 2018
— Trash (@VintageBlu) February 13, 2018
"This is between Davina and I…" and the camera man, boom operator and lighting guy. #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) February 13, 2018
Well done Dean and Davina. You did this experiment because who you’ve dated in the past hasn’t worked for you and now you’re chasing …um… exactly who you’d ‘be interested in in the outside world’. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/fq8fJ5du1w
— TvInTheBuff (@in_buff1) February 13, 2018
— Rhys Gissane (@RhysGissane) February 13, 2018
We actually miss this guy. Jonesy was never this bad.
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) February 13, 2018