We’ve Ranked 2018’s Ultimate Internet Boyfriends & You’re Welcome
It’s actually wild that we are ready to say hello to 2019. As we reflect on the year that’s passed, above all else 2018 has been a really good year to look at hot people.
More specifically, it’s been the year of internet boyfriends. We’ve had To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before’s Peter Kavinsky, the sweetest, cutest, most perfect boyfriend to ever live (well, in a movie, that is). Then we’ve got the dream bois like Timothee Chamalet and Michael B. Jordan, who are just incredibly fun to look at.
All in all, it’s been a rather good year if you’re a thirsty bitch with zero shame, like me.
Here are the ultimate internet boyfriends of 2018, ranked!
#10. Cole Sprouse
While each season of Riverdale seems to be getting weirder and weirder, the one constant is that Jughead is still an emo babe and the original weirdo.
#9. Troye Sivan
Our own Aussie export Sivan has had a massive year. From his second album slaying the charts, to his killer collabs with Ariana Grande and Charli XCX, he is pretty much unstoppable… and also extremely pretty.
#8. Ross Butler
This year he stole our hearts as Hannah’s secret boyfriend Zach in the second season of 13 Reasons Why. He’s not only a total babe but if you check his Instagram you’ll learn that he can sing too!
#7. Donald Glover
From his performance in Atlanta, cameo in Solo and his spectacular clip ‘This Is America’, the director/actor/writer/rapper had a massive year… even if he seems to refuse to tour Australia. Yes, Cardi B, Donald Glover and Childish Gambino ARE the same person.
#6. Tom Holland
The ultimate Spidey bae. He made Avengers: Infinity War much more tolerable and that thicc Spider-Man booty just won’t quit.
#5. Timothee Chalamet
His breakout role in Call Me By Your Name had us all floored. Those dreamy curls and cheeky smile still slay me. Let’s hope the sequel is just as peachy.
#4. Henry Golding
This year’s most feel-good film Crazy Rich Asians gifted us many things, and one was that it brought Henry Golding into our lives. Like damn. He’s really pretty.
#3. Ezra Miller
This year Ezra Miller did not come to play. With a fairly minor role in Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, he stole the spotlight on every damn red carpet and his recent Playboy photo shoot killed us dead. Flawless.
Via Playboy
#2. Michael B. Jordan
I don’t think anyone on this earth is more attractive than Michael B. Jordan and I will fight you. While he’s always been a low-key hottie, his performance this year in Black Panther had us all weak at the knees. Those glasses. That denim jacket. Thank you Lord.
#1. Noah Centineo
Could I pick anyone else? Above all else, 2018 will be known as the year Peter Kavinsky took form thanks to Noah Centineo. The perfect internet boyfriend and the ultimate thirst trap. Hose me down. I’m done.
