1 Hour Of Apollo Being Sexy In Slow Motion, Set To Sensual Music – Bookmark For Sad Times
Having dragged out an entire season convincing us that she’s looking a stock-standard, regular Aussie bloke, we’re guessing that Sophie Monk will tonight disappoint the nation by settling for a half-billionaire. Oh, and obliterating poor Jarrod’s heart to meet channel Ten’s quota of car-crash TV.
But despite leading us on with false pretences – we can thank Sophie for doing our nation a great and honourable service last night. She freed Apollo from her Bachy shackles and set him free into the wild. Our arms are wide open. Yup – he’s a generous, kind, warm, hot, buff, sensitive, caring, humble, god-like beast is now single and ready to mingle. Also, he can do magic and apparently make music too.
And because everything in this world seems like it’s going to shit right now, it’s important to know a special place to come, take a deep breath and remember what little joy we have left. Behold this piece of art created by team Punkee to bookmark for those times you’re feeling down. Cheer up. Take a deep breath, remember Apollo and say some of these little mantras to yourself.
Art De Apollo – A Feature Length Apollo Film By Punkee (R)
(NB: Make sure your crank up the sound)