Calling All Devo Swifties, Cult Sex Toy Brand NORMAL Is Here To Console You
Before you descend into the pit of despair created by the trauma of missing out on Taylor Swift tickets, there’s some news that might help turn your day around.
In the strangest Swiftie campaign yet, sexual wellness brand NORMAL is offering Aussies 50% off their sex toys, essentials and more. Yep, the brand is teasing that it’s not too late to make your own ‘Midnight Rain’, and wants to help you find your very own ‘Afterglow’. And tbh, it’s what a big chunk of us unlucky Swifties could use right about now.
NORMAL has a bunch of products perfect for your sexual awakening, with a range of sex toys for both partners, lube, and more. The cheeky discount code CONSOLATIONWANK is only valid until 12:01AM on 1 July, 2023, so what are you waiting for?
We’ve picked out a few of our faves to help you get over the pain of being ticketless:
Chasing your own ‘Midnight Rain’? Take ‘Billie’ out for a spin:
This lil sex toy is small but mighty, so if you’re planning on any holidays in the future, you’d be able to slip ‘Billie’ into your suitcase. It’s soft and flexible, and works well on erogenous zones as well as the vulva and clitoris.
Searching for a ‘Lavender Haze’? ‘Piper’ is here to help:
This rabbit vibrator is longer, and will help create a deeper orgasm through both g-spot and clitoral stimulation. It’s got an easy-to-grip handle, and can also be used on the prostate and perineum, so everyone wins!
Say ‘I Forgot That You Existed’ to the Eras Tour by using NORMAL’s most popular toy ‘Quinn’:
This clitoral air vibrator looks unassuming, but it can introduce you to a world of pleasure. So much pleasure, that hopefully, you’ll forget about the Eras Tour (for now). It mimics oral sex, and uses air pulses and vibration to create some powerful orgasms.
Bathe in your ‘Afterglow’ after using ‘Darcy’:
Darcy is an internal G-spot vibrator, but also has a long arm to create a sensation of penetration. For those newbies to the sex toy world, it’s a smaller toy, meaning it’s perf for beginners.
Turn your bed into a sacred oasis with ‘Flynn’:
Yep, this vibrating cock ring means everyone’s happy. Touted as the ultimate couple’s toy, it sits at the base of a dildo or penis, and helps stimulate multiple parties during sex.
Grab some lube for when you’re somewhere in the haze:
NORMAL’s silicon-based lube lasts for those longer seshs, and can even be used in the shower or bath. Ideal!
For our indecisive Swifties, check out the Lovers bundle:
While the bundles aren’t included in the 50% off, many are already heavily discounted. This bundle has both a ‘Billie’ and a ‘Flynn’, along with a Sync Set, put together by sex coach Georgia Grace.
There’s more on NORMAL’s website, so grab a bargain while they’re still avail!
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Image credits: Netflix, Miss Americana (not associated with NORMAL), NORMAL