The Most Hilarious Tweets From The ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Finale
It’s a bloody late night for fans of Bachelor In Paradise and in all honesty the only thing that is keeping me going at this point is that I haven’t finished this whole bottle of wine.
We have completed part one of tonight’s two part instalment and the final commitment ceremonies which ended with less than half of our couples staying together. We had Bill and Alex telling each other they were in love with one another, and Nathan and Tenille agreeing to most definitely…hang out?
Florence dumped Davey, and Alisha told Jules she no longer wanted to “emotionally pursue him”, in a clip I will be watching over and over until the end of time.
The most hilarious tweets from the Bachelor In Paradise finale:
Alisha told Jules she no longer wanted to emotionally pursue and it was iconic.
Alisha: Are we more than friends, yes or no?
Jules: women are so confusing, they are not clear #BachelorInParadiseAU— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) May 2, 2019
alisha will not be lectured on relationships BY 👏 THIS 👏 MAN 👏 #BachelorInParadiseAu
— evie (@yeevz_) May 2, 2019
‘I’m electing not to emotionally pursue you, Jules!’#BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/23VpoEbmcV
— Kayla-Lee Hoye (@kaylaleehoye) May 2, 2019
Alex and Bill told each other they loved one another, errr…cool.
BILL:
Guys, the Teleprompter isn't working.— Ian BrownⓂ️ (@ICB_64) May 2, 2019
when she whips out a ring but you’ve got a date booked in for the dog park on Saturday #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/y4v4npWTd5
— Caitlin Hetherington (@caitlinhetho) May 2, 2019
alex: if bill hesitates i’ll be worried
bill: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/gxw6JFccB4— Bradley Johnston (@bradjohnston_) May 2, 2019
How imagine Bill meeting Alex child will go – “You’re not my dad.” “I don’t want to be.” Then they shake hands and Bill leaves forever #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Cas (@Cas93_) May 2, 2019
alex is really taking one for the team by taking bill off the market #BachelorInParadiseAu
— evie (@yeevz_) May 2, 2019
ALEX: I love this man
BILL: And I love this woman more than I have ever loved a man, woman, object, food item or idea before. More than I love walking my dog & talking about walking my dog.
OSHER (voiceover): They broke up on the flight back to Australia#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jake Watt (@JakeChatty) May 2, 2019
Tenille and Nathan err..agreed to keep dating since they’ve known each other mere days.
How Tenille should be walking into this commitment ceremony #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/U3SStluj9V
— Beca 🌈 (@becasammut) May 2, 2019
Nathan wearing rings on every finger so there's no space for Tenille's commitment ring #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/k9wlk6ZX0H
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) May 2, 2019
This is the most lukewarm commitment ceremony ever 😂😂😂 #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jason (@oceanicdonkey) May 2, 2019
Things remained unclear between Florence and Davey and in the end Flo dumped him.
I said this once about Flo, now I say it about Alex….
Girl your radar has been thrown off a skyscraper, been smashed into a million pieces, then been backed over by a car and then driven over again by a steamroller.
That’s how off your radar is.#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jenkia (@Jenkia4) May 2, 2019
Davey: “Flo and I have so much history”. You met her for five minutes a year ago mate, you didn’t storm a beach together during wartime #BachelorinParadiseAU
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) May 2, 2019
This whole Davey and Flo thing could have been avoided with an Instagram DM… #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Helena Dominish (@helenaalouiise) May 2, 2019
"I'm not gonna block you on instagram" #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/8OZOkMcWDQ
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) May 2, 2019
We’ve seen this before a couple times now… #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/V9DOaE07a9
— R (@twominutememory) May 2, 2019
What an ending.
Me putting all of the men on this island in their rightful place#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/CCajQ5EATY
— Allison (@infiniteallien) May 2, 2019