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Tonight’s Dramatic ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets

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Woah! A lot just went down on Bachelor In Paradise and I need a minute to wrap my head around it all.

Firstly, our beloved Brooke departed after Alex said she no longer wanted to pursue their connection. Boo! Ivan gave Brittney the flick, giving his rose to Tenille meaning our beloved queen got sent home. Boo! Then Bill proved to be a fuckboi (surprise!) resulting in the island’s women uniting against him in the spirit of revenge. Yay!

Let’s get straight into the funny tweets to dissect this whole mess.

Tonight Bachelor In Paradise retold in hilarious tweets:

Rachael and Cass clash leading to Richie trying (again) to close the door on Rach.

A familiar face returned as Florence arrived to take Bill on an overnight date.

Alex tells Brooke she has stronger feelings for Bill, in turn Brooke decides to leave paradise.

But most importantly…

Ivan broke Brittney’s heart (and ours) being all over Tenille and giving her his rose.

Bill is lying through his teeth to Alex and gurl, ditch that scrub.

Bloody hell, that ep gave me an actual headache.