Tonight’s Dramatic ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Retold In Hilarious Tweets
Woah! A lot just went down on Bachelor In Paradise and I need a minute to wrap my head around it all.
Firstly, our beloved Brooke departed after Alex said she no longer wanted to pursue their connection. Boo! Ivan gave Brittney the flick, giving his rose to Tenille meaning our beloved queen got sent home. Boo! Then Bill proved to be a fuckboi (surprise!) resulting in the island’s women uniting against him in the spirit of revenge. Yay!
Let’s get straight into the funny tweets to dissect this whole mess.
Tonight Bachelor In Paradise retold in hilarious tweets:
Rachael and Cass clash leading to Richie trying (again) to close the door on Rach.
RACHAEL. HE DOESN’T LIKE YOU. GET OVER IT. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/56uLtmHZbm
— alysha (@intosneedy) April 18, 2019
I want Cass to be happy. I want Richie to be happy. I want Rachel to wake up from her dream. Is that too much to ask? #bachelorinparadiseau
— Brittney's Conga Line (@abilovestv) April 18, 2019
Richie: Rach, this is not cool bananas. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— R (@twominutememory) April 18, 2019
Rachael on the beach #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Sck5tbBj1M
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) April 18, 2019
A familiar face returned as Florence arrived to take Bill on an overnight date.
Flo: it can't be worse than last year.
Paradise: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/BBpoPwgZJv— Allison (@infiniteallien) April 18, 2019
Flo: "Bill is a true gentleman"
Australia: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/UAnku8ibfw
— Nat (@bishcheese) April 18, 2019
Alex tells Brooke she has stronger feelings for Bill, in turn Brooke decides to leave paradise.
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
don’t break up with Brooke.
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕#BachelorInParadiseAU— mat whitehead (@matwhi) April 18, 2019
Imagine dumping Brooke for BILL. BILL. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/7qdzrV4UCz
— Hailey. (@HAILEY_wood) April 18, 2019
brooke deserves better! come date me! #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/J3YlSiJewA
— alysha (@intosneedy) April 18, 2019
But most importantly…
US ALEX IS NOW A FREE AGENT. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/h0pTejNkZP
— Kris (@aminutewithkris) April 18, 2019
Ivan broke Brittney’s heart (and ours) being all over Tenille and giving her his rose.
Brittney is a gem and i’m so mad that someone that doesn’t know how to peel a goddamn avocado is making her cry #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Trista (@twista202) April 18, 2019
I honestly really worry for Ivan, the dancing needs to stop #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Terri McDonald (@terrirmcdonald_) April 18, 2019
I didn’t even see the Brittany/Ivan love story. But how fucking DARE this MAGIC MICK do that to our conga queen?! #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) April 18, 2019
Bill is lying through his teeth to Alex and gurl, ditch that scrub.
I CANNOT BELIEVE ALEX NATION GAVE UP BROOKE FOR THIS GARBAGE MAN #BachelorinParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/lkqYdhgyVP
— burke 🦕 (@van_egmonds) April 18, 2019
Alex: What’s going on with Flo?
Bill: Oh don’t worry, we just met at the dog park.#BachelorInParadiseAU— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) April 18, 2019
Honestly I think the biggest bombshell of the entire season is that Nathan is the most sensible person on the island #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Lisa Ricketts (@lisa_n_ricketts) April 18, 2019
So I guess at Bill's Dog Park they don't film and replay EVERYTHING later #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Bachelor Archive (@BachelorArchive) April 18, 2019
Definitive ranking of dudes who are not ‘the WORST™️’ as at 9.22pm 18/04/19:
1. Nathan
2. Connor in glasses
That’s it. That’s the whole list. #BachelorinParadiseAU— Jess. (@CaptainJessFace) April 18, 2019
The most frustrating thing about watching all this nonsense with Alex/Bill/Flo is knowing that Charlie was right all along #BachelorInParadiseAU
— John Ensabella (@johnensabella) April 18, 2019
Bloody hell, that ep gave me an actual headache.
Honestly this episode of #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/nCHlDiPS1L
— amber (@queenwitchiepoo) April 18, 2019