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LOL: Tonight’s Hectic ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Retold Via Funny AF Tweets

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We’re back for another spicy Bachelor In Paradise banquet and drama is on the menu.

Tonight’s episode came through with some extremely interesting insights from new arrival and Ciarran’s ex-girlfriend Renee. She did not mess around and after arguments broke out over dinner, Renee revealed that Ciarran left Angie Kent’s season of The Bachelorette to get back together with her.

In even more thrilling news, Jake and Helena went on a date. Jks, I’ve literally already forgotten every second of their time together. Like, in my brain it never even happened. Another unsuccessful date was Jamie and Brittney’s awkward encounter, with the pair still remaining firmly in the friendzone.

Let’s go through the whole mess via the most hilarious tweets, shall we?

Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in funny tweets:

Jake gets a date card and chooses Helena, smashing a custard pie in the face of Cass aka the woman he gave his rose to the night before.

Jake grilled an unresponsive Helena before oversharing about his ex Megan.

Jamie took Brittney on her first solo date but she struggled to break out of the friendzone.

Ciarran and Jess spend the day dry-humping before it’s revealed the evening’s Bula Banquet will be dedicated to Renee’s arrival. She rocks up to the dinner and it is awkward. Ciarran gives a speech apologising to Renee in front of everyone.

Ciarran is asked whether “anything happen in Bali?” and he storms off. This leaves Timm at the table stirring the pot, firstly going after Cass over her history with Ciarran, before suggesting that Renee and Niranga are more than just friends.

Glenn tells Timm to “shut the fuck up” and we all applaud him.

Meanwhile, Renee is in tears and claims that Ciarran left The Bachelorette mansion to be with her. Big yikes.

The episode ends with everyone crying and Ciarran threatening to leave paradise. I missed this show so much.