LOL: Tonight’s Hectic ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Retold Via Funny AF Tweets
We’re back for another spicy Bachelor In Paradise banquet and drama is on the menu.
Tonight’s episode came through with some extremely interesting insights from new arrival and Ciarran’s ex-girlfriend Renee. She did not mess around and after arguments broke out over dinner, Renee revealed that Ciarran left Angie Kent’s season of The Bachelorette to get back together with her.
In even more thrilling news, Jake and Helena went on a date. Jks, I’ve literally already forgotten every second of their time together. Like, in my brain it never even happened. Another unsuccessful date was Jamie and Brittney’s awkward encounter, with the pair still remaining firmly in the friendzone.
Let’s go through the whole mess via the most hilarious tweets, shall we?
Tonight’s Bachelor In Paradise retold in funny tweets:
Jake gets a date card and chooses Helena, smashing a custard pie in the face of Cass aka the woman he gave his rose to the night before.
Cass when she hears Helena’s name called out #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/pIy4BqN4IJ
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) July 21, 2020
wherever abbie is, i hope she’s celebrating the justice that is jake picking helena for a date instead of cass #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/YhIQP1aPDg
— 잘자 우리 종현아. / 사랑하자 ♡ (@jackcallahans) July 21, 2020
Jake grilled an unresponsive Helena before oversharing about his ex Megan.
No one, and I mean no one wants to see Jake on a single date #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) July 21, 2020
It's not going to happen channel 10 #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/b3kmrVScCC
— Matteo Zuccala (@matteo_zuccala) July 21, 2020
me waiting for jake to fuck this date up #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Q9iErzAVMQ
— 👼🏻 𝓴𝓲𝓴𝓲 👼🏻 (@violettfemmes) July 21, 2020
Jamie took Brittney on her first solo date but she struggled to break out of the friendzone.
Me watching this Litney/Jamie date like #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/2bftZfzXuA
— Hailey. (@HAILEY_wood) July 21, 2020
Jamie avoiding a kiss with Brittney like #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/okFVZyG0uZ
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) July 21, 2020
Ciarran and Jess spend the day dry-humping before it’s revealed the evening’s Bula Banquet will be dedicated to Renee’s arrival. She rocks up to the dinner and it is awkward. Ciarran gives a speech apologising to Renee in front of everyone.
All of Australia about Renee #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/cZTa4Szl1C
— ellise (@Elle_Kate_) July 21, 2020
NIRANGA SAYING RENEE UPGRADED. That man is here for the one liners #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Pvkqh09wB5
— Kayla Joiner (@_kayjoi) July 21, 2020
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Niranga #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/SWbcm5h1WI
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) July 21, 2020
Say what you want, but going on a show to drag your cheating ex and expose his true colours is iconic, I have no choice but to stan Renee #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/8HqgtKhBVC
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) July 21, 2020
saying nothing and instead sipping wine when a boy tries talking shit to you? big mood. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/996O6RHkn7
— luci (@llluci) July 21, 2020
I can really sense a “…I just think it’s funny that-“ coming from Renee here. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Michael Beveridge (@mickyb273) July 21, 2020
Ciarran is asked whether “anything happen in Bali?” and he storms off. This leaves Timm at the table stirring the pot, firstly going after Cass over her history with Ciarran, before suggesting that Renee and Niranga are more than just friends.
Surely not timm after stirring the pot but also probably timm #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Y2Xb0B1QDb
— Ericaaa ✌ (@erkspelliarmus) July 21, 2020
Is Timm going to be credited as a producer of this show now? #bachelorinparadiseau
— Katerina (@Kat_La) July 21, 2020
Jamie when he finds out people are having a go at Timm. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/tCFFFBSgys
— Mask4Mask (@lil_nazza) July 21, 2020
Actual portrait of producer responsible for this Bula banquet. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/GrkApNyM8d
— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) July 21, 2020
They will find a cure for coronavirus before they are done with this Renee and Ciarran drama#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Rose Callaghan (@operation_rosie) July 21, 2020
Glenn tells Timm to “shut the fuck up” and we all applaud him.
when glenn told timm to shut the fuck up #BachelorInParadiseAU #Iconic pic.twitter.com/lue7RB04Z7
— geeta. ✨ (@bored_ignored) July 21, 2020
The white guy i thought i'd be frothing over in BIP vs. the white guy i'm actually frothing over #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/4V0NKGZt45
— rebecca (@1800hotbitch) July 21, 2020
Meanwhile, Renee is in tears and claims that Ciarran left The Bachelorette mansion to be with her. Big yikes.
Angie finding out Ciarran called Renee while on the bachelorette #BachelorInParadiseAU
pic.twitter.com/Dgdip3qFoF— Lachlans Land (@lachlanhaswll) July 21, 2020
Ciarran: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/iBuIxKQr76
— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) July 21, 2020
Ciarran: "I came to Paradise to get more instagram followers"
Bachie producers, waiting in the wings with Renee:
#bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/ABYzku1ISh
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) July 21, 2020
The episode ends with everyone crying and Ciarran threatening to leave paradise. I missed this show so much.
Ciarran is proof that you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the fuckboy #BachelorInParadiseAU
— ret | BLM (@Retta_Potterfan) July 21, 2020