The Bachy Fan-Fave Just Shot Himself In The Foot & Twitter Is Having A Meltdown
Tonight’s ep of The Bachelorette took an unlikely turn with everyone’s fave dreamboat magician Apollo getting pipped at the post, right before tomorrow night’s finale.
Before we continue any further, we should let you know about this adults-only one hour video we made of Apollo set to sensual music. Okay. We still got you? Let’s continue…
Despite being younger than what Sophie Monk was initially hoping for, Apollo emerged as an early fave from the beginning with maturity and charm well beyond his years. It also helps that the dude knows magic, has guns the size of the Hulk (actually, for realz) and we suspect he’s a living god.
However, in tonight’s ep, he came undone in an almighty cringe-worthy date with Sophie. This all ended in an awkward silence that seemed to last forever before the breadstick made a much-need cameo. The kid clearly wasn’t ready for commitment and it showed.
While no one could have predicted no.1 keeno Jarrod ever getting one up on Apollo, turns out the wine-maker and Stu are off to the finale. Yep, poor Jarrod – we all feel sorry for him now that he’s been used by Ten to meet the nation’s quota of car-crash television.
Buh-bye Apollo.
Australia is not dealing and viewers have taken to Twitter to express their rage that Apollo will be missing out on the finale.
I mean who wants a generous kind warm hot buff sensitive caring humble god-like figure when you can have Stu? #BacheloretteAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 25, 2017
Here we go! Meltdown on twitter!! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/VKi1e9A8R5
— Mark (@kramsirrom) October 25, 2017
APOLLO YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR US ALL, WE DIDNT DESERVE YOU #BacheloretteAU
— Nell (@Nell_FH) October 25, 2017
So Sophie did the rest of Australia a favour by releasing Apollo to the public ????#BacheloretteAU
— Dr Ness (@Doctor_Ness) October 25, 2017
Oh Apollo. Sorry bro. #BacheloretteAU
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 25, 2017
THIS IS THE DARKEST TIMELINE #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/wWrjtk3oNL
— Aster Ferguson (@asterferguson) October 25, 2017
RIP Apollo. If only it was a breadstick ceremony #BacheloretteAU
— Simon (@simonmcd11) October 25, 2017
You can’t tell a single woman in your late 30’s that you want to wait 6 or 7 years to settle. We don’t have time for that! #BacheloretteAU
— Shannon (@Shannonmaree83) October 25, 2017
Osher: "Apollo, you didn't receive a rose"
Apollo: "Was it the breadsticks?"
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/5cdGx6u4nR— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) October 25, 2017
I knew Apollo wouldn’t win but now she has to pick over a married man who stalked her or a weirdo who cries over plants… #BacheloretteAU
— ˗ˏˋ reena ˎˊ˗ (@KlNGTAEYEON) October 25, 2017
HOUSTON:
Apollo, do you read me?
Apollo, do you read me?APOLLO:
Houston, we have a problem!!— Peanuts (@ICB_64) October 25, 2017
Oh dear. Apollo ran out of words and got an entire shot of him balancing cheese on a breadstick. It's not looking good.#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jdSyjVbgY1
— Fiza Zali (@fizawanders) October 25, 2017