There’s A New Quarantine Diary Meme, Because What Else Would We Be Doing Right Now?
Yep, we’re at it again. We’ve got more coronavirus memes coming your way because right now everyone could do with a laugh.
As more and more people finally cotton onto the fact we need to be staying the fk at home and social distancing, the influx of memes about being in quarantine have grown. There’s never been a better time to be online and turning to memes as a form of comfort – even if for some of us that isn’t all that different from the norm.
The latest format to take off is tweeting as though you’re writing in a coronavirus/quarantine diary, listing what day you’re up to and a problem faced. The joke is simple: the pandemic had nothing to do with the fact you were already alone, bored, lonely, hungry, or horny.
Anyway less typing, more laughing.
We’ve rounded up some of the best new coronavirus diary memes for your enjoyment.
[coronavirus pandemic diary]
Day 3: I’ve not had sex in 6 months— David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 13, 2020
quarantine day 4: i haven’t felt true happiness since 2009
— Seth Everman (@SethEverman) March 19, 2020
Corona virus diary, day 5:
No one has talked to me in 9 months— Shit tweets for shit people (@dai_dreemurr) March 18, 2020
[corona quarantine diary]
Day 3: Haven’t gone out for 4 months.— Chad Loder (@chadloder) March 14, 2020
day 3 of quarantine: a man hasn't made me cum in 2 years
— rosé (@5foot1girl) March 17, 2020
day 7 of quarantine: haven’t talked to a girl in 5 months
— TaZe (@TaZeify) March 18, 2020
Day 5 of quarantine. Haven’t worn a bra in 4 months
— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) March 19, 2020
quarantine day 3 – i haven’t shaved my legs in two months
— Gråçë (@garrcie) March 15, 2020
day 3 of quarantine: I haven’t felt happiness in 11 years
— blondie wasabi (@bIondiewasabi) March 17, 2020
day three of quarantine: i have been depressed for six years
— viking (@notviking) March 17, 2020
quarantine day 5: havent madeout with anyone in 2 months
— kendra 🧚🏼♀️ (@k_wubzz) March 17, 2020
day 4 of quarantine: i haven’t felt an emotion in 8 years
— justin (@farringt0n) March 18, 2020
Also while we’re chatting quarantine memes, I feel these ones below on a deep, spiritual level.
QUARANTINE DIARY
Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic
Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) March 12, 2020
QUARANTINE DIARY:
Day 1: As an artist I have practiced social isolation for my whole life. Staying in for a few weeks will be no change from my usual hermit-lifestyle.
Day 2: WHY DO I SUDDENLY FEEL THE URGE TO GO OUT AND ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE LIFE?!
— Jonas Jödicke (@JoJoesArt) March 18, 2020
Quarantine diary day 1: I’m going to get so much work done. Finish reading a new novel, write a screenplay, bake a sourdough loaf, clean my windows, find a vaccine for this shit!
Day 5: I did nothing but finish all the boxes of frozen Thin Mints.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 15, 2020