Tonight’s Bonkers Bachy Ep Summarised In Hilarious Tweets
Wowza. That was quite the Bachelor In Paradise episode. We saw three faves exit, while a cooked debacle over a fraudulent love letter sent the island into a downward spiral of deceit and broken friendships. (Too dramatic?)
Michael decided to leave the island because…ummm??… then Lisa and Luke exited together because…. ummm?? Oh well. Byeeeeeee.
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As three left, one newbie entered in the form of Canadian Thomas, who took a liking to Megan before she savagely shuts down his date invite. Her loss tho. The fellas decided to take him out for a manly spa sesh and it was the cutest television of 2018 so far.
Then at the rose ceremony #LetterGate took hold of the gang with Elora thinking she received a love letter from American Jarrod. Many assumed that Simone sent it but in fact it was EDEN. Holy hell, it was a nasty thing to do but when Elora got her chance to send him home she DIDN’T. Wtf.
Here’s ep 10 of Bachelor In Paradise summarised in 10 hilarious tweets:
1. Michael decided to leave paradise.
Michael: *Downhearted about not finding love in Paradise*
Jarred: “Everyone has a chance, I mean, just look at Keira and I..”
Michael: *Leaves mansion* #BachelorInParadiseAU— Jessica (@jessimariemule) April 16, 2018
2. After his non-existent relationship with Lisa ended.
Michael: "Lisa has always been my constant"
Lisa: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/7MA3QFNApm
— ????️???? Kristin ???? (@ZombieGerms) April 16, 2018
3. Then Lisa and Luke also went ahead and exited the island.
Why does it feel like all the maturity left with Michael, Luke and Lisa and now we are just watching a group of college students on Spring Break #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Hauq9tUqrO
— Stacey (@heartofgold81) April 16, 2018
4. The fellas took newbie Thomas on a date.
Apollo has been in paradise for like 48 hours and so far had sunscreen, fake tan and milk rubbed onto his chest #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/2PWWbEZ4RQ
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) April 16, 2018
5. They made an adorbs lil crew.
So can Apollo, Sam, Thomas and Jarrod please start a boy group called the BachStreet Boys? #BachelorInParadiseAU
— mikayla (@mikaylafw) April 16, 2018
6. They bathed together in a milk bath and it was romantic AF.
imagine being cast for a reality show in a foreign country only to last one episode and do nothing but have a milk bath with three other men #BachelorInParadiseAU
— lou (@louisameg) April 16, 2018
7. It did give us all some nasty flashbacks.
At least this isn’t a chocolate bath. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/sTnbAw12rL
— Bree Gashparac (@breegashparac) April 16, 2018
8. #LetterGate ended by Eden fessing up to sending the fake love note to Elora.
First Eden instigates a food fight with Elora. Now he writes a prank letter.
Eden is due to graduate Grade 3 at the end of the week. #BachelorInParadiseAu
— Nez (@fraggle73) April 16, 2018
9. Eden is cancelled.
In the garden of Eden, we know now who the snake is. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/AE35Yio16g
— Oskar ???? (@O_Lim1) April 16, 2018
10. Eden somehow made it through with a rose, but we are DONE with him.
Eden being the villain was the biggest plot twist all season #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/p6iR3sM36E
— Michael Thompson (@makithompson) April 16, 2018