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Tonight’s Petty Mess Of A ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Ep Summarised In 10 Hilarious Tweets

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As we reach the conclusion of another week of Bachelor In Paradise, we still seem no closer to this show ever actually ending. Seriously, when tho?

Tonight’s ep saw Megan dump poor Thomas for Jake, who didn’t seem to mind that she had been smooching the Canadian the night before.

This storyline has immediately become tired AF. Can we vote Megan and Jake off the island? I think that’s how this shit works.

American Jared was taken on a pretty cringeworthy date with Rachael, who proceeded to disrespect the Fijian people that were providing their time and sharing their traditions. It was just peak white people being trash and was actually embarrassing to watch.

The rest of the ep was mostly just Leah whinging about wanting to leave and then…not leaving. Her saviour in the end proved to be the guy she’s walking all over. American Jared is the island angel we don’t deserve.

Here’s ep 12 of Bachelor In Paradise summarised in 10 hilarious tweets:

1. Megan told Jake that she kissed Thomas.


2. Leah’s incessant threats to leave was driving everyone up the wall.


3. Leah wants to go and needs to go.


4. Pls, just stop whinging.


5. Grant and Ali are in love after knowing each other for…days and days.


6. It’s not normal.


7. This is an excellent point.


8. Spare a thought for poor Canadian Thomas.


9. American Jared is too pure and saved Leah in the end.


10. It’s time for Leah to leave, tbh.