LMAO: Tonight’s Bachy Retold Via Its Funniest Tweets
Another one bites the dust, as Bachy served us a weird car racing episode edition and we all prayed for simpler times when contestants had chocolate baths and ate dirty streets pies.
Next week’s evictee Intruder Jamie-Lee went on a solo date and hated every second of it. While Tenille decided she HATES roses and didn’t even bother attending the rose ceremony.
She probz just wanted to go on a cheeky Macca’s run. Let her live.
Tbh, the ep was a disaster. The only way to suffer through the pain is to read these hilarious tweets until the screaming stops.
Tonight’s Bachy retold via its funniest tweets:
The group date had four girls doing car tricks to win a box of avocados.
Yeah because driving has always brought couples together #thebachelorau
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) September 13, 2018
Me going on a tinder date #TheBachelorAu pic.twitter.com/TJqVdBSTcy
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) September 13, 2018
A box of ?? as a prize. They could sell them and have a house deposit.#TheBachelorAU
— Megan Luscombe (@meganluscombe) September 13, 2018
Kiss? Nah.
Date? Nah.
Box of avos? AWWWWWWW YISSSSSSS #TheBachelorAU— Jess McKenzie (@_jeloise) September 13, 2018
Asking for a millennial: how can you have a box of avocados AND a mansion? #TheBachelorAU
— katie wright (@katiethegreaty1) September 13, 2018
Sophie won and scored a dirty pash from Nick. He really… got into her hair.
Nick and Sophie sharing a little kiss. #TheBachelorAu pic.twitter.com/PpWxnQczRS
— Phillip Lee Curtis. (@PoshLopez) September 13, 2018
Sophie after that date. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Cntey2kWSw
— Zoe (@Lunaamikaelson) September 13, 2018
The Honey Badger scrunching Sophie’s hair like it’s the 90s and she’s just applied mousse straight out of the shower. ??♂️ #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/41gJNa2Eaq
— Shaun Davies (@shaundavies) September 13, 2018
Intruder Jamie-Lee went on a solo date with Bachy, which involved swords and awkward silences.
Wow the Bachy goddamn loves his swords, I feel that #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ynAvpn9l1D
— ???Patrick Lenton??? (@PatrickLenton) September 13, 2018
Jamie Lee has an amazing "I thought you meant we were getting ramen" face #TheBachelorAU
— Jess McKenzie (@_jeloise) September 13, 2018
Jamie Lee is thinking:
“I shaved my legs for this?” #TheBachelorAU— Michelle ?? (@MichelleMackey1) September 13, 2018
When Nick is waiting for Jamie Lee to respond #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/4xg2eiLTRy
— Jarred Van Niekerk (@Jarred__12) September 13, 2018
Nick: "So, let's get to know each other"
Jamie Lee: *silence*
Nick: "Awesome, I respect that"
Jamie Lee: "It's beautiful aye"
Nick:
#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/oYvvzlNIjg— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 13, 2018
At the cocktail party, Tenille and Nick had a D&M, which ended in her leaving the competition.
#TheBachelorAU me hiding from other people's emotions pic.twitter.com/RO9BLbXvju
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) September 13, 2018
Nick when Tenille started crying. Don’t worry mate, I also find other people’s emotions uncomfortable. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/845Tt0wu9T
— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) September 13, 2018
Somewhere, Jamie Lee slowly starts unpacking her bags #TheBachelorAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 13, 2018
We don’t really understand either.
How after 5 seasons of Aussie Bachelor, over 20 seasons of US Bachelor there are still women who come on the show and don't understand the rules. He can't tell you he loves you!He can't tell you he's going to ultimately choose you FFS! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/w60VEIsa2b
— Stacey (@heartofgold81) September 13, 2018
trying to wrk out y the girls get so upset when another girl leaves. Isn't that a good thing? @oshergunsberg #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/9heWdK2dOt
— Rachel Grace (@rach4xav) September 13, 2018
And, btw, Cass reminded everyone she STILL hasn’t got her solo date yet. But next week my friends, it’s finally happening!
Cass doesn’t need to worry about not getting a single date, the girls are dropping out like flies and she’ll win by default #TheBachelorAU
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) September 13, 2018
Osher: "Hi"
Cass: "I haven't been on a single date yet"
Nick: "Hoo roo, jatz cracker"
Cass: "I haven't been on a single date yet"
911 operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Cass: "I haven't been on a single date yet"
#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/Z8RpZnFtha— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 13, 2018