Tonight’s Messy ‘Bachelorette’ Retold Via Its Funniest Tweets
Guess who’s back! Back again! Bachy’s back! Grab some gin! (Just me?). Here we are for episode two of The Bachelorette and it looks like our boi Charlie has gone full Jarrod.
We kicked things off as Ali picked Charlie for a death-defying date. The two sat on a Twister mat in the middle of the sky, as the producers continued to run out of decent date ideas.
The fellas’ group date saw them pose for Mills & Boon, and they did a great job of channelling Fabio in an erotic novel cover shoot. It was just as filthy as it sounds but the best bit was seeing Paddy look like a right knob dressed as a bellboy. VERY UNFIT.
The drama stage is set as Charlie gets on the rest of lads’ nerves and Twitter continues to shoot back straight fire.
Tonight’s Bachy retold via its funniest tweets:
Ali chose Charlie for the first date and as is tradition, they almost plunged to their deaths.
if a man is saying “this is a good quality harness. This is a good harness” you know your first date is going well #BacheloretteAU
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) October 11, 2018
For fuck’s sake this date. #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/7fkMUq1mwP
— Ira Snave Ooky Spooky Kooky (@IraSnave) October 11, 2018
again, i repeat, if someone took me on a date where heights were involved, i would push them off the platform and go enjoy a fruit platter all by myself #BacheloretteAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) October 11, 2018
Tbh I’m slowly warming to Ali’s season.
i love that her laugh is ugly
finally she's relatable to me #BacheloretteAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) October 11, 2018
We could all use a stiff man Ali. #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/ydIsKJtsxV
— Ira Snave Ooky Spooky Kooky (@IraSnave) October 11, 2018
*girls confess their love*
Nick: nope*guy breathes*
Ali: I want to take him home #bacheloretteau— ♡ (@fvckedupminddd) October 11, 2018
Ali Oetjen is pashing boys left right and centre and tbh it’s taking me right back to 2012 and I am ??HERE ??FOR ??IT #BacheloretteAU
— Bachie Banter (@BachieBanterPod) October 11, 2018
The group photo shoot had the boys front erotic novels and Jules was A BIG MOOD.
Uber driver: Hel-
Me: HI HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT BEEN BUSY HAHA DO YOU NORMALLY WORK LATE ON WEEKENDS I BET YOU GET A LOT OF DRUNK PEOPLE #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/5FePXnhXoW— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 11, 2018
Jules – you wizard of love you. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/5KQfqMQBkA
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 11, 2018
Jules is a human GIF #BacheloretteAU
— Lola Lowe (@WriterLolaLowe) October 11, 2018
Requesting EVERY SINGLE MEME of Jules that exists on the Internet on the ASAP please thanks. #bacheloretteau
— Hillary Jo (@Hirurari) October 11, 2018
Paddy was stitched up and we loved every second of it.
PRODUCERS: What's the greatest thing we could do on this photo shoot?
Enter dipshit Paddy in a dodgy bellhop outfit.
THE REST OF AUSTRALIA:
#bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/VeQx4APb5m— Carrie Hutchinson (@OzCopyGirl) October 11, 2018
Paddy is your mate who went to London for a 3 week holiday & came home talking with a bad fake accent. #BacheloretteAU
— Keegs (@keegs) October 11, 2018
Paddy in a nutshell #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ClGk0siStA
— niv (@niv1408) October 11, 2018
Paddy is the kind of guy who says “without me” when you tell them you just had a shower. #BacheloretteAU #bcm114
— Tarushi Fernando (@TarushiFernando) October 11, 2018
At the cocktail party, Charlie was a bit desperate and gave us dreaded Jarrod vibes.
Noooooo JARROD 2.0 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT JARROD 2.0 #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/uCqVEUEaM8
— ? k i k i ? (@kiramanning16) October 11, 2018
I did not pick Charlie as this seasons Jarrod…… #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/EEcgEu0dnA
— Sue K. (@SueKennedy19) October 11, 2018
i have mixed feelings about charlie he seems sweet but he seems like this seasons jarrod #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/0lRvxOD0Ab
— jessica (@hcrrington) October 11, 2018
Ali sent that kilt guy home, but not before she PASHED ON with Robert. We applaud her.
I am so here for Ali just GETTING IT, what a queen #BacheloretteAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 11, 2018
Everyone like "woah woah Ali is kissing everyone" "cocktail party etiquette!"
Me:#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Q7mQkDVmft
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) October 11, 2018
We’re up to kiss number 3 and it’s only episode 2. Cheers bitches. #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/2Rkye5WQFW
— Ira Snave Ooky Spooky Kooky (@IraSnave) October 11, 2018