Here’s What Your Favourite Drinking Game Says About You
Drinking games: making parties better since forever.
While your drink of choice says a lot about your personality, so too does the game you play while you’re drinking it.
Whether you’re playing one of the classics or something obscure that you made up with your friends, the game you play can make or break a night. Ever wondered what your fave drinking game says about you? Let’s get into it.
Jenga
You see this game as a chance to get drunk while showing off how *creative* you are, so you’ll probably spend the night telling everyone about your latest arts and crafts project as you try not to knock over the tower, thus bringing shame to your latest arts and crafts project.
Most likely to: bring your own custom Jenga tower to a party.
Kings Cup
You’re impatient. You want your drinks served quickly, your games played often and your night to get wild. You’re not afraid to mix your drinks and you trust your friends’ bevvy choices, perhaps a bit more than you should. You’re bold and self-confident and not afraid to drink a concoction that would make other partygoers miserable.
Most likely to: own five half-complete decks of cards.
Beer Pong
You played sports in high school, probably basketball (or ping pong) and you swear that makes you a beer pong pro. Unsurprisingly, it does not and you’ll probably lose to someone who’s never played before.
Most likely to: fall over while trying to pat a dog.
Fake Moustache
You want to party, but you’re feeling low key. Your compromise is to stick a fake moustache on your TV and drink whenever it lines up with someone’s lip. Now you get the best of both worlds. Clever.
The real question here is what show you watch when you play. If you pick The Simpsons you really just want to watch classic comedy, which we approve of wholeheartedly. If you pick the 6pm news then you’re gearing up for something big.
Most likely to: disappear for an hour and come back more drunk than anyone else.
Never Have I Ever
You love to reminisce and share hilarious stories. Never Have I Ever inevitably turns into story time, so you either low key want to admit to the time you spewed outside a pre-school, or you want to embarrass your friend in front of their new hottie.
Most likely to: accidentally cause a minor fight between another couple.
Horse racing
You love a cheeky gamble, but don’t have the heart for the race course. You get more joy from betting drinks on a 7 of Hearts than cash on a horse, but that’s not going to stop you from getting glammed up for an outing.
You probably wear a hat inside and rock it.
Most likely to: be the loudest person in a room.
Ride the Bus
A free spirit, you have tarot cards but would never admit that you can’t read them, and you think you can predict the outcome of any game of chance.
Most likely to: bring alcoholic kombucha to a party.
Flip Cup
Never one to back down from a challenge, you excel at any game that pits you against another team. You’re probably going to throw up at some point during the night and then get a second wind.
Most likely to: drunkenly challenge someone to an arm wrestle.
Did we leave out your game of choice? Our in-house Games Master (me) will determine your personality based on your fave. My credentials are that I drank too much in college and I’m trying to spin it as positive life experience.