ICYMI Here Are The Three Girls Who Got Booted From ‘The Bachelor’ Last Night

The first episode of the newest season of ‘The Bachelor’ aired last night and boy oh boy, it was A LOT.

Honey Badger talked some shit none of us are sure we understood, Osher broke a rib laughing at literally anything, one poor soul jumped in the pool (RIP), Cat revealed she’s from Bali, Cass was maybe the hottest mess in Bachy history, and the world changed forever after being subjected to the sheer crazy that is Vanessa Sunshine.

That’s Vanessa Sunshine ICYMI.

It was a whirlwind! But, er, who actually went home? We knew the editors were playing shady this year when the level of side-eye was at an all-time high just 10 minutes into the thing… but then the episode cut to a trailer of tonight’s ep before the three rejects even got a chance to say goodbye. That is some straight-up savagery.

Need to know if you’re still in your office sweep? Here are the three lovely ladies the Badgy Bachelor sent packing.

Autumn, 29

Autumn describes herself as “funny, real, compassionate, honest and courageous” but alas, was not the girl for Nick.

Honestly, a missed opportunity for our Bachelor to say: “Autumn, it’s time to make like your name and leave.” But we’ll let it slide.

Susie, 30

SUSIE, NO!

Susie says she’s straight forward, blunt, sporty and makes a “concerted effort to be a good human with a big heart but cannot fake how she feels.”

Her downfall, we reckon, is that her occupation is listed as Account Manager, and as everyone knows people who work in sales are notoriously the worst.

I AM KIDDING. WE LOVE SUSIE MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW.

Urszula, 34

Urszula gives off an “I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to win” vibe, and honestly we love it.

This brunette beauty says she’s unorthodox and sassy, and describes herself as a hunter when it comes to dating.

While she didn’t manage to wrangle the Honey Badger, we wish her all the best in her journey back to the sea.

In summation, Autumn, Susie and Urszula sashayed away from The Bachelor mansion last night.

RIP ladies, we hardly knew ye.

And if you missed the episode, don’t sweat. Punkee recaps are back, BBY!