ULTIMATE BATTLE: ‘Hannah Montana: The Movie’ Vs ‘The Lizzie McGuire Movie’
Childhood faves Hannah Montana: The Movie and The Lizzie McGuire Movie are two absolutely iconic films.
They have a lot in common. Both films signalled the end of their franchises, as both Miley Cyrus and Hilary Duff stepped away from the TV shows that had launched their careers. And both movies are absolute childhood faves that many of us hold dear to our hearts.
But which movie is better? Hannah Montana: The Movie versus The Lizzie McGuire Movie? It’s the ultimate battle.
We’ve compared each movie to choose a winner.
The Fashion Moments
Sure, Hannah wore some cute outfits.
But Lizzie absolutely slayed the runway.
That’s Hannah: 0, Lizzie: 1.
The High-Stakes Deception
Miley Cyrus pretending to play Hannah Montana when she’s actually Miley Cyrus. It’s a lot to digest.
While Lizzie has to take on the identity of her Italian doppelgänger but doesn’t even bother to dye her damn hair.
Gotta give this one to Hannah.
The Movie’s Most Iconic Line
We know this one all too well.
Then The Lizzie McGuire Movie goes and changes the whole damn game with this:
Sorry but Lizzie has this in the bag. I.C.O.N.I.C.
Which Had The Better Man Candy?
Country boy Travis is wholesome AF, and very easy on the eyes.
While Lizzie’s Paolo is the scum between my toes. This isn’t even a competition.
Paolo is the worst. Sorry ‘Team Lizzie’.
Big Musical Numbers
The entire Hannah Montana: The Movie is filled with bangers.
First there’s the ‘Hoedown Throwdown’ which was a staple of many childhood groove sessions.
Then we cannot forget ‘The Climb’, the ballad to end all ballads.
Lizzie of course has ‘What Dreams Are Made Of’ which is a certified banger.
Sorry Lizzie. ‘The Climb’ is one of the greatest songs of all time.
THE WINNER?!?
While my ranking system gives Hannah Montana the edge, I just can’t dethrone Lizzie like that. She’s been through enough with Paolo.
The Lizzie Maguire Movie is the winner. If I’m wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
