Papa From ‘Johny Johny Yes Papa’ Has Been Replaced With A Straight-Up Snack Named Chad

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Remember ‘Baby Johny Johny Yes Papa Sing and Dance DO DO SONG‘? Of course you do, because though it has seemingly disappeared from the internet, it has been burned in your brain for eternity.

In the short few months since this hell-fire of a video made its way into our lives, a lot of shit went down. We were introduced to Chiya, Refrigerator and the rest of the gang, discovered that Johny Johny is a filthy fucking liar, and most devastatingly, watched a marriage fall apart before our very eyes.

We are, of course, talking about Papa and Mommy. Love is dead and there is no God.

OG Papa and Mommy telling Johny Johny they’re getting a divorce (probably).

On the bright side, there’s a new Papa —  or should I say DADDY — in town and shit, we’re not mad about it.

To be fair, the new Papa (Chad) was phased into the series in mid-August just as the video hit peak meme-worthiness. But to add insult to injury Billion Surprise Toys (the team behind these f*cked up kids videos) are scaling way back on old Papa content, even deleting videos he’s featured in from their libraries.

Damn, it really do be like that sometimes…

Yes, new Daddy Papa be looking like a total snack with those smouldering eyes, thicc biceps and bulging pecs, but that doesn’t mean we’ve moved on from OG Papa. We miss you.

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We’re not the only ones devastated over the breakup either. YouTuber Danny Gonzalez was so torn by the news he created a heartfelt music video featuring a distraught Papa, some thotty backup dancers, and some lyrics that’ll hit you right in the feels.

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Why am I crying in the club rn?

When Papa said, “He’s so ripped, and so hot, how can I compete with that? …Now let’s together sad.”  I really felt that.

And I’m sorry, but if this shit doesn’t win a Grammy for the lyric, “We had kids, and a fridge with the sauces inside (we had the sauces) but it turns out that you were telling lies,” I will call the police.

For real though, this song high-key SLAPS.

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OG Papa is yet to comment on the drama.