The Most Iconic Memes About Jonah Hill’s Rumoured Cooked Behaviour
Unless you’ve been off-grid all week, your feed has probably been filled with the shady texts Jonah Hill apparently sent to his ex Sarah Brady.
In a nutshell: Sarah shared some screenshots of messages she alleges came from the Superbad star. If they’re legit, all we can say is… yikes.
Apparently, Jonah had some “boundaries” that he needed to feel secure in the relationship, which included not surfing with men, not having “boundaryless inappropriate” friendships with men, and no more modelling. Plus, he allegedly asked her to delete the photos on Instagram where she was wearing a bathing suit, even though she’s been a surfer for many years.
But wait, it gets worse. Sarah was a surfer before the pair met, and Jonah apparently slid into her DMs after he saw Sarah surfing in a bikini. Ugh, men.
Twitter users have decided that the best way to deal with confronting and gross news is to use humour as a coping mechanism, and that’s a low key vibe.
Y’all aren’t sharing ALL of the Jonah Hill texts and that doesn’t sit right with me.
It gets so much worse after that first one. pic.twitter.com/8Ay5Kuwkky
— Hugh Kairs🫐 (@LyfeIzWeerd) July 8, 2023
Here are the best memes about the Jonah Hill saga:
My dream summer bucket list pic.twitter.com/v0hZzwEvGT
— ˚✧benjamjn (@kylie_gender) July 9, 2023
if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on
— 🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 (@sophiebuddle) July 9, 2023
Jonah Hill be like pic.twitter.com/tE6UrCDHaj
— Nat🐺🏳️🌈🏴 (@Natillywolf) July 11, 2023
Jonah Hill, to his partner: if u have male friends or wear revealing clothing or continue to do ur job, no hard feelings but I WILL leave u
Men of twitter: wow what a clear communication of boundaries— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) July 9, 2023
OMG I’m dead 😭😂🤣💀 #JonahHill pic.twitter.com/eAv97Q4tcL
— La Diablita 😈🎩 YHLQMDLG (@Bebecitaaa69) July 11, 2023
Be the kind of person Jonah Hill wouldn’t let his girlfriend hang out with
— My Country ‘Tis of Meat (@meatsical) July 8, 2023
Jonah Hill’s future girlfriend heading to the beach with her friends pic.twitter.com/k4Cu32sgkd
— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) July 9, 2023
jonah hill seeing visible ankle on his gf’s ig pic.twitter.com/qq1A14iu9S
— bill hater (@spanishpeaches) July 8, 2023
when i’m in an insecurity contest and my opponents are jonah hill and keke palmers baby daddy pic.twitter.com/CMIICHJe1N
— real snoozer (@DijahSB) July 8, 2023
Uh oh, this lunch is turning into something beyond something respectful!
— Pig Wisdom (@JoeHuiras) July 10, 2023
I am the women in unstable places, if anyone is looking to piss off a man. I am here to help.
— Jenneccentric (@jenneccentric) July 9, 2023
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Image credits: Netflix, Don’t Look Up, Instagram/@sarahhbrady