LMAO: Ep 9 Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Another bachy ep, another drama-fest to gab on about. This episode promised to be action-packed but it was actually pretty mild.
To start, we saw Elise, Simone, Cobie and Jen chosen for a group date, where they teamed up with their folks in a cooking challenge. Jen spent most of her time talking up how amazing she is, and her concern over Matty J putting her in the friend-zone.
Next up our gurl Tara went on her second solo date, before a cocktail party, which again, was mostly dominated by Jen trying to cook-up some much needed content. As usual, the hilarious live-commentary on Twitter made the entire watching experience all the better.
The Bachelor episode 9, as told through its funniest tweets:
The four girls picked for the group date found out they’d be reunited with a family member and flipped their shit.
This also works as a bar graph of whose reaction is the most authentic. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/0mS3HuWLXt
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 23, 2017
They all had to cook up a family recipe.
I'd be fucked if I were on this date because Mum and my "family recipe" is just opening up Menulog & ordering Thai food #TheBachelorAU
— Courtney Gould (@heyycourtt) August 23, 2017
"What should we make for dessert?" #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/sqAL2SanKN
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) August 23, 2017
Me explaining my cooking to #TheBachelorAU: "I boil the kettle, then pour the water over the noodles. Wait, I forgot the flavour sachet"
— Sean Peter-Budge (@SeanPeterBudge) August 23, 2017
Is Jenn gonna poison all the girls or what? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/xjuECfUocB
— Heather ????️???????????? (@impossible_cut) August 23, 2017
I feel like Jen has said "Game on" twice every episode since the first night. #TheBachelorAU
— Emily Whitham (@EmWhitham) August 23, 2017
Matty had a second date with Tara, which was delightful but got weird with camel-rides and belly dancing.
I just reckon keep the camel in frame is all. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/4jMNDF9NoX
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 23, 2017
When you're drunk at the club and there's a line in the bathroom#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ucOoNX9qyw
— Carly Heading (@carlyylalaa) August 23, 2017
Tara's too good for Matty, but to be fair Tara's too good for Earth. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 23, 2017
Jen was jelly AF, believing she deserved the solo date instead of Tara.
Jen at the mansion when Matty doesn't pick her for solo dates #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/6DmjPkeuBT
— Kevin Horton (@SC_Kev7) August 23, 2017
At the cocktail party, Jen presented Matty with an array of desserts in an effort to escape the friend-zone.
Jen: "I made you a cake"
Matty: "It's good"
Jen (whispering): "…validate me…"
Matty: "What?"
Jen: "Try the mousse!"#TheBachelorAU
— Jake Watt (@JakeChatty) August 23, 2017
Jen needs to learn how to bake Humble Pie… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/FzBvGD10F9
— Veronica Eggleton (@veggleton) August 23, 2017
Me watching Jen #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/zTsSib3zbk
— Bella (@BellaMorris_) August 23, 2017
JEN YOU HAVE SAID FRIENDZONED SIX TIMES ALREADY. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/EH8qVucBlp
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 23, 2017
Ah yes Jen, all those times you've had "such good banter" with Matty.#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/N7gQCkHxIE
— Amy Louise Maynard (@amyloumaynard) August 23, 2017
Michelle – who was our low-key fave – was booted, tbh undeservedly.
MICHELLE IS TOO GOOD FOR MATTY J #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/CE7eVKzfm5
— MelCotton (@MelCotton) August 23, 2017
Michelle's elimination is the stupidest thing to happen on #thebachelorau since Richie chose Alex instead of Nikki
— ellise (@Elle_Kate_) August 23, 2017
I'm pissed af that Elora was chosen over Michelle. MICHELLE WASNT EVEN GIVEN A CHANCE! SHE IS A FUCKING QUEEN #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/SnRi9NErDv
— beca (@beckaio_) August 23, 2017
Michelle is gonna now be Bad Cop on Mattys arse and he's going to get parking tickets & speeding fines forever! #TheBachelorAU
— Seco Tierra (@mundomio78) August 23, 2017
P.S: REMEMBER BACHY FANS (A.K.A FANS OF LOVE)…
But one last time ENROL TO VOTE takes no time and maybe we can see a same sex #TheBachelorAU and I'd live for it.
— Rhi Meow (@Rhimeowmeow) August 23, 2017
Hey everyone that was fun! Thanks for the tweeting. While you're on your phone go to https://t.co/x6kj4eAMVM and check! #TheBachelorAU
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 23, 2017