LOLZ: Ep 13 Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
We are just one ep away from hometown visits on The Bachelor. Where has the damn time gone?
Just to speed up the process Matty sent two women home on tonight’s episode. It might have been a filler episode but he is efficient our bachy.
The ep kicked off with a group challenge that forced the women to rank themselves against their competition. This didn’t go too smoothy and ended with Elora claiming the top spot for practically everything. As Elora and Elise made the top two, they had to write down their feelings to paper and it got weirdly intense, and Matty thankfully chose boring but normal Elise for solo time.
Finally, just when we thought we knew what Matty was up to he went and sent Cobie home on her second single date. This broke our hearts. Then he sent Elora back to Tahiti. This made us happy. It also made Network Ten happy because they wouldn’t be footing the bill for the whole crew to fly overseas next week. That’s some good cost cutting in action.
Of course Twitter made everything better and here’s the live-tweets that chronicled the entire thing.
The Bachelor episode 12, as told through its funniest tweets:
The group challenge was tense and Elora made everyone uncomfortable.
Oh Flo your eyebrows are superb. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/12dmcPgduW
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 6, 2017
My no. 1 deal breaker is a man who's participated in a tampon ad…just saying #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/PbLE7OdWmd
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) September 6, 2017
Elise took on Elora who gave an intense and scary speech.
Matty's face during Elora's vows is me when people show me pics of their kids ???? #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/hxEAvWodCk
— Cassie Crofts (@cassie_crofts) September 6, 2017
I'd criticise Elora's vows, but mine were just a series of Backstreet Boys lyrics so I can't really judge.#TheBachelorAU
— Thingy McThingface (@McThingface) September 6, 2017
Elora is deadset one step away from wearing Matty's pubes in a locket around her neck #TheBachelorAU
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) September 6, 2017
Matty's outfit really says "you're the one that I want". #TheBachelorAU
— Fiona Self (@fionaself) September 6, 2017
James Blunt was on Elise and Matty’s date and Australia was confused.
Wait a minute, I thought Elise won? How come she is now seeing James Blunt as punishment? #TheBachelorAU
— Jack (@JackAStephens) September 6, 2017
i'm so confused by james blunt's appearance i'm gonna need to call into work for a sick day to figure this out #TheBachelorAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) September 6, 2017
James Blunt is more chance of getting a rose than Elora. #BachelorAU
— Scott Bryant (@itsscottbryant) September 6, 2017
I made out with my high school crush to @JamesBlunt's 'You're Beautiful' in someone's garage, so basically the same thing #TheBachelorAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) September 6, 2017
The whole dancing alone to a full band on national telly thing gives me hives I'd be so embarrassed like full body cringing #TheBachelorAU
— Chloe Barr (@chloemaybarr) September 6, 2017
Cobie’s date was brutal as Matty called them quits.
I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY MY HEART IS A INVERSE PINECONE #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/AiE6MiTe2c
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 6, 2017
The cocktail party was cancelled, as the gals learnt that Cobie was sent home.
Cobie's walking with a rose? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rR4F31DV62
— Michelle ???????? (@MichelleMackey1) September 6, 2017
How do the girls in the mansion know Matty's not a serial killer? I mean one by one girls are not returning after dates #TheBachelorAU
— Bas Bolyn (@basbolyn) September 6, 2017
Me showing up at the Drama Cabana™ with news of Cobie like…#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/gQRjd3mvjq
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 6, 2017
Elora gets the boot and every one is happy.
The Australian Constitution states very clearly that if you fire-dance in, you must fire-dance out. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 6, 2017
Accurate represtation of Australia waiting for Elora to leave the Bachy mansion #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/O09UKk3RMQ
— Michael Thompson (@makithompson) September 6, 2017
Australia right now with Elora leaving #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/zhaUGgdgmh
— Michael Thompson (@makithompson) September 6, 2017
Time for Elora to get booted and burn the place to the fucking ground #TheBachelorAU
— Courtney Gould (@heyycourtt) September 6, 2017
They're only sending Elora home so they dont blow their entire budget on a hometown visit to Tahiti #TheBachelorAU
— lucy pho (@iamajeanius) September 6, 2017