I Can’t Stop Thinking About The Sam, Emily And Hannah Love Triangle
Love Triangle has completely filled the MAFS-shaped hole in my heart, and there’s one contestant that rivals walking red flags Harrison Boon and Shannon Adams: Sam Fisher.
The charming two-timer instantly hit it off with Emily Ryder, but it was soon obvious that he wasn’t being completely honest. Apparently, Sam has a secret girlfriend on the outside, and shit is about to get real during the finale.
To recap: The sneaky contestant chatted with a mystery woman, called Hannah, at the end of Episode 5. “You know it’s not for much longer, baby… Hannah, I miss you,” he said, unaware he was being recorded.
In Episode 7, the producers decided to share a rather X-rated call between Sam and Hannah, and I wish I could scrub these images from my brain.
Another one of Sam’s secret phone calls played out last week. Image credit: Stan, Love Triangle
“Hello Hannah, I wanna get a bit hot. Go on, say it. Mmhmm,” he moaned. “I’m looking in the mirror through my jeans. After we spoke the other night I did my thing and it was everywhere, it was crazy. It was a good five-minute clean-up, I think you might’ve had a couple of mouthfuls.”I desperately wanted him to stop talking, and I don’t think I was the only one. Instant ick.
After a massive blowout in Episode 7, it looks like Sam and Emily are done for good, but the producers aren’t letting him get off scot-free. At the end of the episode, a producer asked Sam the question we all have on our lips: Who on earth is Hannah?
I’m honestly dying for the next episode to drop, because the producers are finally going to reveal what Sam’s deal is with this mystery woman. Is she really just the friend looking after his cat in Broome? Or, did he just come onto the show for fame and had no intention of finding love? My money’s on the latter.
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Love Triangle’s Emily Ryder spills on Sam Fisher’s relationship with Hannah.
Sam seemingly spun a rather intricate web of lies – even convincing Emily that Hannah was his cat sitter. “I kept seeing Hannah pop up on his phone,” she told Yahoo! Lifestyle.
“I said, ‘Who’s Hannah? She seems to call a lot’, and he said to me that it’s his ex-girlfriend, who’s in Broome, looking after his cat because his cat has a UTI… lies after lies after lies.”
Emily added that Sam’s lies were “so detailed” that she believed everything he said.
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Were Sam Fisher and Hannah together before the show wrapped?
Since I cannot get this whole cheating-secret-girlfriend saga out of my head, I did a little digging.
The pair are in a long-distance relationship as Hannah Savvides lives in the UK. They’ve launched a couples TikTok called doingthedistance, so I went through their posts with a fine tooth comb.
@doingthedistanceLets ban the idea your soul mate has to be from the same city as you 😭♬ original sound – SONNY TENNET
I found a TikTok that Hannah and Sam posted on their couple’s TikTok account in October that showed the pair listening to SZA.
“POV: he’d never heard of SZA 6 months ago,” the text read, over the couple listening to SZA in the car. The pair are all over each other, and it’s possible that the text is hinting that they’ve been together for at least six months… which is problematic. Why? Well, six months ago is April, and Love Triangle only finished filming in June.
Hannah and Sam have shared glimpses of their relationship on TikTok. Image credit: TikTok/@goingthedistance
There’s another clue that the couple were together in April: they had their first Facetime date this year. One of their TikToks that shows how they got together included a photo of their Zoom chat, and the date is visible in the bottom right corner. The day is covered by text, but it shows the month as being April. Yikes!
Sam has already given Hannah a promise ring that she wears on her ring finger, so either this relationship is moving at lightning speed, or they’ve been together longer than they want to admit. The reality TV contestant told So Dramatic! that he didn’t meet Hannah in real life until August this year, which still fits all our theories.
Phew. Bring on Thursday, because I NEED this mystery to be solved.
Editor’s note: This piece is an unbiased editorial piece, but we do have commercial partnerships with Stan.
Image credits: Stan, Love Triangle, TikTok/@doingthedistance